Big jill

She mother to clickbate king morgz and often pranks the god that is bald Martin

Big Jill pranked bald Martin

by Bald Martin is a god August 28, 2019

Big Juicy

He’s big, he’s juicy, and he’s coming for that coochie. 4ft nothin, 700 lbs, but he got your girls panties spraying like a broken water fountain. Best watch out when Big Juicy in town

Bro is that big juicy, oh fuck hide my girl

by TMG4Lyfe October 24, 2019

Big Joe

Being a "Big Joe" Is when a male happens to have an absolutely massive penis, like, ridiculously huge- A Cock big enough to balance a horse on, when it isn't erect. These guys can snap cars in half with one mighty swing.

Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.

Detective - "So far, we have established that the woman was torn in half down the middle, possibly by the insertion of an object into her vagina, which was so big she tore in two."

Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."

by Mr Boomtastique July 6, 2009

Big Joe Polka Show

Half the charm of this show is its shameless dearth of professional production. The clothes, the music, the really bad cameramen, the dancing, Big Joe's funky vests, etc.. oh, it's just too much fun to miss.

Big Joe is a like a big, straight Liberace. The show is repeated several times a week on the RFD channel.

Big Joe Polka Show is late night TV at its finest.

by TheRealBrutus February 11, 2006

You’ll have that on the big jobs.

A nicer way of saying " Crap happens.”

Wife: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

Husband: You’ll have that on the big jobs.

by Justapotato765 November 18, 2017

Big Johnson

An often used synonym for a man's penis.

Hey baby, Big Johnson's back at my place waiting for you."

by vector August 21, 2004

Big Jim Slade

Former tight end for the Kansas City chiefs with the sexual appetite of 100 men. Know to have pleasure thousands of women accross the greater Nebraska area. Big Jim Slade comes with the Joy of Sex audio series in case the man cannot perform Big Jim Slade will slide up in there and throw his thing down.

"Her man could get it up so Big Jim Slade burst through the door and threw his thing down to the womans delight."

by Sparky McDougal February 16, 2005