BIF

Also meaning butt in front but it can also mean Butt in Face.

He leaned over right in front of me and it was total BIF.

by Nun-yaB March 27, 2005

BIF

Brilliant Idea Fairy; the imbecile who doesn't help a situation and can actually make things worse. He or she will suggest ideas that are impractical, implausable or impossible. Most often found where senior management hasn't a clue and no experience and is directing operations.

BIF is very similar to the owner of a MBA with no practical work experience in the job you are performing who is attempting to make your job more productive.

by Crazy Q February 15, 2013

Bif

A synonym of the word gash.

She has got a large bif.

by Nikki Blonde June 18, 2008

BIF

Acronym for Boobs In the Face.

Later on Saturday, went to a guys bachelor party. We rented out a small bar, lots of backroom BIF from 2 working girls.

by Hunter Ryan July 20, 2009

Bif

A cooler and easier way of saying the abbreviation for boyfriend instead of BF, usually used in a homosexual relationship

“You what are you doing”
“Hold on, I’m on the phone with the Bif

by Beaireglov July 17, 2019

BIF

Acronym for "Bone Idle Fuck". Used to describe a lazy person

"Stop acting like a BIF"

by Thatonedicksucker August 15, 2020

Bif

Alright listen up chum or I’ll bend you latitudinal and vertically

Mate I will send you bifing

by Ello stiffie October 3, 2020