Bieber Fever is a really contagious and dangerous disease found most commonly in girls aged 8-14 and some gay guys. Most people develop immunisation at first contact.
Bieber Fever is caused by listening to Justin Bieber's music. Until he is terminated, Bieber Fever will continue spreading around the world.
Bieber Fever can cause sever brain damage- They believe Justin Bieber is a boy even though SHE is obviously a girl. They also call themselves "Beliebers" even though it has been scientifically proven that beliebing is impossible. There have even been cases of heart attack at the sight of Justin Bieber.
This disease can range from mild to deadly. Unfortunately, the only cure available so far is to smash all CDs, burn all posters and stop all access to Disney channel and YouTube. Experts around the world are currently researching how to end this madness. (Madness? This is Sparta!)
Bieber Fever is caused by listening to Justin Bieber's music. Until he is terminated, Bieber Fever will continue spreading around the world.
Bieber Fever can cause sever brain damage- They believe Justin Bieber is a boy even though SHE is obviously a girl. They also call themselves "Beliebers" even though it has been scientifically proven that beliebing is impossible. There have even been cases of heart attack at the sight of Justin Bieber.
This disease can range from mild to deadly. Unfortunately, the only cure available so far is to smash all CDs, burn all posters and stop all access to Disney channel and YouTube. Experts around the world are currently researching how to end this madness. (Madness? This is Sparta!)
If you have a friend, family member or loved one who has been inflicted with Bieber Fever, please kindly punch or slap them in the face and tell them to move to another planet.
by Teh_Pseudonym January 20, 2011
The disease that consumes the brains of young females, and makes them literally go insane. To be around a large group of these infected girls one mention of the name "Justin Bieber" will cause chaos and you would probably be trampled to death. These delusional tweens also believe that they will marry Justin Bieber, news flash that is not going to happen.
There is no known cure to "Bieber Fever" most likely it will be the next actress/singer to be queefed out of the murder machine that is disney.
There is no known cure to "Bieber Fever" most likely it will be the next actress/singer to be queefed out of the murder machine that is disney.
Rabid fangirl: OmFG I <3 JuSTiN BiebR!1!!1! I'M gOinG tO MarrY HIm!!!1!!
Me: you are just an idiot with Bieber Fever, you will not marry Justin Bieber, you will most likely end up as an obese housewife with too many kids.
Rabid fangirl: *hysterical sobbing*
Ex.2
Rabid fangirl: Omfg Selena Gomez is dating Justin Bieber, I swear I'll kill her because she's a pedo slutbag with no life Gawd what a whore.
Me: you know it's people like you who make me look foward to dying alone.
Me: you are just an idiot with Bieber Fever, you will not marry Justin Bieber, you will most likely end up as an obese housewife with too many kids.
Rabid fangirl: *hysterical sobbing*
Ex.2
Rabid fangirl: Omfg Selena Gomez is dating Justin Bieber, I swear I'll kill her because she's a pedo slutbag with no life Gawd what a whore.
Me: you know it's people like you who make me look foward to dying alone.
by forever a nerd January 19, 2011
Beiber fever: A rare disease in which the testicles of a male of 13 or older have not descended yet. In result of the lack of testosterone, the male may develop a girlish, high pitched voice, a douchey hair cut, and an even douchier hair flip to accompany it. In a worst case scenario, the male is diagnosed with a very serve case of pussietis (causes uncontrollable acts of being a pussy). Bieber Fever is a very serious thing and should not go untreated. If you or someone you know has Bieber fever, please contact Dr. Dre at 1-800-chronic.
by bmancommando February 24, 2011
An epidemic currently sweeping the nation. Common in pre-teen and teenage girls, Bieber Fever is a condition involving obsession with the rising pop star, Justin Bieber.
Common symptoms include; obsessive conversation, obsessive poster hanging, as well as obsessive stalking. Peer pressure causes many to succumb to Bieber Fever, and thirteen year old girls are at the highest risk for this condition.
If your daughter or son displays any interest in this baby-faced good guy, please do your part to stop this unfortunate epidemic, based on the infatuation of our youth.
Common symptoms include; obsessive conversation, obsessive poster hanging, as well as obsessive stalking. Peer pressure causes many to succumb to Bieber Fever, and thirteen year old girls are at the highest risk for this condition.
If your daughter or son displays any interest in this baby-faced good guy, please do your part to stop this unfortunate epidemic, based on the infatuation of our youth.
Susan: My daughter Jenny looks dazed all the time, and she cannot stop listening to "Baby".
Cheryl: Same with my Destiny, she keeps speaking to all of these Justin Bieber posters in her room.
Susan: Its time for intervention, looks like our girls have BIEBER FEVER!!!!!
Cheryl: Same with my Destiny, she keeps speaking to all of these Justin Bieber posters in her room.
Susan: Its time for intervention, looks like our girls have BIEBER FEVER!!!!!
by lmnop16 April 23, 2010
The demonic trance that the Immortal One (Justin Bieber) puts young girls into while he steals their souls, which he feeds on to sustain himself.
by Dr. Jacob Cornelius January 31, 2011
The term Bieber fever applies mainly to prepubescent girls with a few exceptions. Most people that actually have bieber fever are either:
1. Deaf
2. Possesing an IQ below room temperature
3. Pedophiles
4. Knowing nothing about music
5. Under the age of 10
Few people know the cause of Bieber Fever, but it generally causes any girl years younger than him to love him and anyone with a tiny bit of manliness or sense of music having a strong hatred towards the girl they call Justin. Usually this would cause someone to go to jail and eventually get shanked multiple times, but Bieber is a celebrity and is known to attract miles of fools that can actually listen to his sqeaky xbox live-esque voice. After concerts, the crowds are generally worse than riots, and the Local Swat teams have to hold back the now savage fans.
1. Deaf
2. Possesing an IQ below room temperature
3. Pedophiles
4. Knowing nothing about music
5. Under the age of 10
Few people know the cause of Bieber Fever, but it generally causes any girl years younger than him to love him and anyone with a tiny bit of manliness or sense of music having a strong hatred towards the girl they call Justin. Usually this would cause someone to go to jail and eventually get shanked multiple times, but Bieber is a celebrity and is known to attract miles of fools that can actually listen to his sqeaky xbox live-esque voice. After concerts, the crowds are generally worse than riots, and the Local Swat teams have to hold back the now savage fans.
Dumbass Girl: Woo! I have Bieber Fever!
Person with complexity above a fruit fly: He makes horrible music, how can you like him?
Dumbass Girl: STFU! He's very talented
Person: *Sigh* (Procedes to daydream about Bieber getting cudgelled)
Person with complexity above a fruit fly: He makes horrible music, how can you like him?
Dumbass Girl: STFU! He's very talented
Person: *Sigh* (Procedes to daydream about Bieber getting cudgelled)
by Jag140 July 09, 2011
by ManBearPig2012 December 21, 2011