1 definition by Teh_Pseudonym
Bieber Fever is a really contagious and dangerous disease found most commonly in girls aged 8-14 and some gay guys. Most people develop immunisation at first contact.
Bieber Fever is caused by listening to Justin Bieber's music. Until he is terminated, Bieber Fever will continue spreading around the world.
Bieber Fever can cause sever brain damage- They believe Justin Bieber is a boy even though SHE is obviously a girl. They also call themselves "Beliebers" even though it has been scientifically proven that beliebing is impossible. There have even been cases of heart attack at the sight of Justin Bieber.
This disease can range from mild to deadly. Unfortunately, the only cure available so far is to smash all CDs, burn all posters and stop all access to Disney channel and YouTube. Experts around the world are currently researching how to end this madness. (Madness? This is Sparta!)
Bieber Fever is caused by listening to Justin Bieber's music. Until he is terminated, Bieber Fever will continue spreading around the world.
Bieber Fever can cause sever brain damage- They believe Justin Bieber is a boy even though SHE is obviously a girl. They also call themselves "Beliebers" even though it has been scientifically proven that beliebing is impossible. There have even been cases of heart attack at the sight of Justin Bieber.
This disease can range from mild to deadly. Unfortunately, the only cure available so far is to smash all CDs, burn all posters and stop all access to Disney channel and YouTube. Experts around the world are currently researching how to end this madness. (Madness? This is Sparta!)
If you have a friend, family member or loved one who has been inflicted with Bieber Fever, please kindly punch or slap them in the face and tell them to move to another planet.
by Teh_Pseudonym January 20, 2011