adj; used to describe someones alter ego when they're consuming alcoholic substances and acting RAUNCHY!
noun; drunk shit
noun; drunk shit
by christin heart May 29, 2008
Get the bessie mug.by THECOWGOESBAA February 9, 2010
Get the WOAH BESSIE WOAH mug.He’s a nice guy, never let you down and helps when you in need. No one’s like him he’s one of a kind.
Beysi is nice
by Lil_brg February 4, 2019
Get the beysi mug.When a woman captivates a man for years with her beauty and charm, only to raise another man's child.
Jon: hey, where's the wife?
Jaret: I just found out she pulled a dirty Bessie on me {starts sobbing}
Jon: {embraces Jaret} there there, it'll be ok... At least you don't have child support
Jaret: I just found out she pulled a dirty Bessie on me {starts sobbing}
Jon: {embraces Jaret} there there, it'll be ok... At least you don't have child support
by PervHirt August 31, 2019
Get the Dirty Bessie mug.Daft= stupidass. Bessie(cow)= BITCH
Pulled right from the thesaurus,as a synonym for stupid ass bitch, though, this was literally stupid and bitch.... Sounds british.... Word originated in a cancel culture.... Where the people who fucked us over, inbred so bad, they could no longer use their wealth to pay attention...... If you watch closely, the world has divided into two groups: one, that shouts insurrection, pursuing justice, and some rolling heads....... The other, feigns anger, but timidly shouts inns erection, and gets oddly aroused.... Must be new Chinese communist leaders in named the inn's🤣🤣🤣
Pulled right from the thesaurus,as a synonym for stupid ass bitch, though, this was literally stupid and bitch.... Sounds british.... Word originated in a cancel culture.... Where the people who fucked us over, inbred so bad, they could no longer use their wealth to pay attention...... If you watch closely, the world has divided into two groups: one, that shouts insurrection, pursuing justice, and some rolling heads....... The other, feigns anger, but timidly shouts inns erection, and gets oddly aroused.... Must be new Chinese communist leaders in named the inn's🤣🤣🤣
by U axed 4 it January 18, 2021
Get the Daft Bessie mug.The act of vigorously eating out a cows arsehole and then making out with one's significant other then proceeding to tell them what you have done.
Bob:hmmmm...which one ah. she looks nice and old.
*munch*
*slop*
*MOOOOOOOO*
~later that evening~
Linda:OH god that tastes like...GOD DAMMIT BOB,Bessie French AGAIN!!!
*munch*
*slop*
*MOOOOOOOO*
~later that evening~
Linda:OH god that tastes like...GOD DAMMIT BOB,Bessie French AGAIN!!!
by Cattlin December 30, 2007
Get the bessie french mug.The nasties “girl” you know. She thinks she smells good, but, inbetween you and me, she smells like my papas asshole. (That’s not a good thing, trust me.) Her sexiest friend is named Clara. Clara is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. Bessica, on the other hand is DISGUSTING. I threw up just typing about her. Yuck yuck yuck.
Guy 1: “Man that..thing..Bessie is so gross”
Guy 2: “I know! She asked me to suck her toes, so I did, and her toenail is on top of her foot. How weird!”
Clara: “I love Bessie, but she’s horrible.”
Guy 2: “I know! She asked me to suck her toes, so I did, and her toenail is on top of her foot. How weird!”
Clara: “I love Bessie, but she’s horrible.”
by Clarence Mantits November 6, 2018
Get the Bessie mug.