James Baxter

The second coming of god. Mode of transportation: a beach ball. Often takes the form of a horse

Stacy: “thank you so much James Baxter, you always know exactly what to say to cheer me up”
James Baxter: “James baxter. Jaaames baaxteer”

by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

Baxter Academy

Quite possibly the weirdest high school East of the Mississippi River... Baxter Academy is notorious for being the meme-fuel that all the other schools use. The school has a program called "Flex Friday" which normally consists of a mixture of insane personal projects and just flat-out goofing off. The school also has a very large population of LGBT+ students, so if your gay and don't wanna look like an outcast, this is your school. Most of the students here also ski like there's no tomorrow, and one time the school even called a "powder day" right after a snowstorm. Another immensely popular fixation is robotics, with Baxter's team winning the first robotics competition and Thomas Cup more often than the Patriots win the Super Bowl. The Monday-Thursday academics program is amazingly lenient compared to other high schools, with most of the teachers being super down to earth and rarely assigning homework. However, the higher administration has been horribly inconsistent over the past few years, with a bunch of new principals and board members trying to make the school a living hell for faculty and students alike. About 75% of the original faculty has quit over the past few years because of this, but it always does seem somewhat easy for them to find replacement teachers. As for colleges, universities love to see Baxter on people's resumes, but a lot of times folks fall flat on their face when they get there, because most college professors suck when compared to Baxter Teachers.

"He goes to Baxter Academy???"

"He's probably a gay guy who draws dank memes while skiing down Jordan Bowl at Sunday River"

by winweather04 November 13, 2021

Pulling a J.Baxter

Were a normal person that you think is a nice guy turn in to an ass hole and tries to be the best at everything. They may also ditch you to be with other people that don't even know him.

first person: Dude he was alright last week and now he just tried to beat me at all the things I'm better then him at!!! WTF!!!

Second person: Yeah he done the same to me! He's pulling a J.Baxter on us!!!

First person: o well i didn't like him much anyway.

by Gangster dude man March 1, 2008

Baxter

A drunk, high and stupid character who dumps his old friends and gets new ones based on nothing. Gets into drugs and ruins his life.

Hey man! I'm so high!

Don't be a Baxter!

by 123baxter1239 October 28, 2014

Doing a Baxter

To wear too much makeup and comb ones afro simultaneously

Man, I love doing a Miss Baxter before bed

by Frank October 13, 2004

Rick Baxter

A fictional character made up by one's boss, often is reason why jobs need to be done the way they are.

Boss: Well Rick would always chop up the ice cream before he put it in the machine.

Worker: Rick Baxter? He's not real.

by Cody Sebal June 29, 2011

Baxter

A very cute dog 🐶 who is often a spoodle. He likes to eat socks and always vomits on you. Their favourite place to shit is on the carpet

That dog is shitting on the carpet it must be a Baxter

by OTTERSRULE December 28, 2018