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betting on the monkey

This stock price is definitely going up. I am taking my savings and betting on the monkey!
by Barry Starstar January 10, 2008
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Bettinah

Bettinah is a female name of Hebrew and Latin origins predominantly found in the Italian and German languages. Pronounced BahTeeNah, this name has various interpreted meanings. She is is often short and really the cute introverted girl who always gives way more than she gets back. She loves to make others smile, and is usually very crafty; really funny, and sometimes there's just random shit coming out of her mouth; is crazy, weird, lovable, and totally gracious. But besides that Bettinah is a person who really cares about everyone, but never talks about her own feelings. She is that type of person you never want to loose. If you are lucky enough to have a Bettinah in your life, don't fuck it up. You will miss her.
Omg, she's so perfect!
I know, she's a Bettinah!
by McMcarthy'sopinion November 24, 2021
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Bettnässer

someone who pees in his/her bed. (German)
Du bist so ein Bettnässer
by kekrewqre August 31, 2018
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wed-betting

Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.
Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.
by QuacksO January 6, 2020
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Spite betting

1. Betting out of dislike for the opposition and/or persons
2. Spiting a persons bet for the sole reason of spite.
Avery and Lindy are taking the Celtics, I’m for sure just spite betting the warriors.

Those looney toons keep posting Celtics stuff on their stories I’m starting to really spite them, warriors in six.
by Mikehawk75 June 13, 2022
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Betina

a girl obessed with 80s music from brazilan who attracts many men by showing her hoo-haa. you all know what that is...her awesome collection of POLLY POCKETS! usually has a brother by the name of arthur who doesnt smile much unless forced and walks with a hop. betina is also another name for a duck, because betinas qauck a lot and freak out about batman on many random occasions. all over this homo sapien is crazy, weird, lovable, and totally gacious...watch out!!
(couple is walking in the park)
*someone walks by and lets a huge fart just rip out all over the place*
guy-there goes a betina...
by the dark bunny August 10, 2009
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Betting On Horses

Man, in my dream last night I was really banging her senseless. I was giving her the whole betting on horses treatment bigstylee!
by CM's FTB October 24, 2009
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