an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
Get the author is open to hearing about dead batteries mug.Word used by John Egbert in the webcomic Homestuck (written by Andrew Hussie).
Is used to describe Betty Crocker in a hateful manner.
Is used to describe Betty Crocker in a hateful manner.
John: THE HEINOUS BATTERWITCH HAS HER GNARLED CLAWS IN EVERYTHING.
What do Gushers have to do with baked goods anyway??
How does this make sense???
Why????
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????
What do Gushers have to do with baked goods anyway??
How does this make sense???
Why????
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????
by homestuckderp August 30, 2013
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A term originating from (and almost exclusively used on) Roblox used to describe low effort RPG games with repetitive gameplay, uninteresting combat, and little absolute 0 replay value. If the game is a Bandit Beater there is also a solid chance it's also a Cash grab.
"Person 1: So how is that new game that dropped like?"
"Person 2: 30 minutes in and the only thing I've been doing is punching stupid NPC's that don't even block."
"Person 1: Oh wow, yet another Bandit Beater."
"Person 2: 30 minutes in and the only thing I've been doing is punching stupid NPC's that don't even block."
"Person 1: Oh wow, yet another Bandit Beater."
by ASomewhatRealPerson January 29, 2022
Get the Bandit Beater mug.the occurrence of the feeling of discomfort (or inability to continue) while watching other tv shows because better call saul sets the bar too high
by Ultiminati April 27, 2022
Get the better call saul effect mug.A guy whom girls cannot reject. He is extreme manliness to the fullest and fucks like a porn star on extacy. Yeah he's that good, plus his bitches refer to his cock as a lightning stick.
Girl 1: Should I hook up with that guy.
Girl 2: Yes, he's such a beitel!
Girl 1: I know I'm so glad he wants to hook up with me, plus i hear he fucks SOOOO good.
Girl 2: Yes, he's such a beitel!
Girl 1: I know I'm so glad he wants to hook up with me, plus i hear he fucks SOOOO good.
by Rodger-Allen 4424 September 26, 2010
Get the Beitel mug.To masturbate or "whack off", whilst wearing a balaclava in the same room as your mate while he has sex with a girl. Often the "Phantom Batter" is hidden under a desk, under the bed or behind the curtains. Ultimately, the "Batter" needs to be hidden, all lights off and making sure to be very careful about how much noise he makes whilst rubbing one out.
By definition, its fine if your mate knows your in the room, but its only a "phantom bat" if the girl has no idea of the Phantoms presence, otherwise your just a broski having a toss.
By definition, its fine if your mate knows your in the room, but its only a "phantom bat" if the girl has no idea of the Phantoms presence, otherwise your just a broski having a toss.
Trev: "Michael was a Phantom Batter last night while i was giving it to Susan !"
Jason: "Haha, for real ?"
Michael: "Yeh bro, I was hiding under Trev's desk with a balaclava on ! She totally never saw me"
Jason: "Haha, for real ?"
Michael: "Yeh bro, I was hiding under Trev's desk with a balaclava on ! She totally never saw me"
by Narll1 November 1, 2010
Get the Phantom Batter mug.When a guy squirts a load of semen, also known as baby batter, he is shooting the batter or has shot the batter.
by Boner D February 1, 2012
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