Bestiest Bestie

Better than besties obvi. Always talking together. Always have your back. Always always make up. LOVE fighting each other. Tell each other EVERYTHING. Have a love-hate relationship. One bestie is very child-like and other is very mature. One bestie is WAY smarter than the other. Keep each other in check. Tend to hangout often. Do very idiotic things together. Want to make each other happy at all times. Acknowledge that everything they say is important. Can always come over without asking for permission. Support each other no matter what. Give each other gifts!! Take time to think of how thankful they are for the other!! Always flip each other off! But all in all bestiest besties are for lifers!!

wow.. that’s my bestiest bestie FOR REAL.

by Anonymous1070 July 24, 2022

Bulgarian Bestiality Bro

Bulgarians who enjoy horse porn a bit too much, and are oblivious to the idea of deleting search history.

Hey it's Alex that horse fucker guy. Some call him the Bulgarian Bestiality Bro.

by Anon471 February 21, 2022

bestiality

Boning a horrifically beastly broad such that your friends say you have engaged in in an act of truly bestial depravity

Holy God Hank is into bestiality! He got hammered last night and mounted Toni. Fuckin broad looks like a manatee.

by Zoobreath September 29, 2008

bestiality

Porn that when viewed over the internet you are almost 100% to get some kind of virus like atrojan or Blaster

Bestiality is gross porn with people and animals, looking at it will KILL your computer!

by Yobastank January 31, 2005

Bestiality Boy

1) A guy that likes to fuck animals. This ranges from dogs, to his favorite, horses.

2) The name of a website. (www.bestialityboys.com)

"Hey, fuck a horse with me! It's fun!"

"Um...no."

by CharlesManson October 20, 2003

Friends with Bestifits

Similar to Friends with Benefits except the two people involved are also best friends (besties) so they enjoy both the benefits of having a bestie and a fwb all wrapped up into one.

1: Dude, did you know J. and P. are hooking up?

2: But I thought they were best friends.

1: Ya, but now they're Friends with Bestifits.

by Bestifits April 2, 2009

Bestiality

The pleasure to have sexual intercourse with a non-human species, also having no morels of that species, basically when someone want's to have sexual intercourse with an animal but they don't have any morels for the animal itself, they only care about sex.

Having intercourse with an animal, no morels for it *Bestiality*

by Novimo March 12, 2020