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Jersey Shore Barrier

The act of physically placing the entire cast of Jersey Shore in a triangular formation, just like bowling pins, at the entrance or exit ramp to any major freeway to buffer the damages from any potential accident. (It is recommended to have plenty of taffy and hair cair products to keep their interest while they are in said formation)
Hey Tommy I just set up another Jersey Shore barrier by the Lincoln Tunnel.Those kids are dumb as tree trunks. God willing someone's been drinking way too much to drive and swerves left and puts us all out of our misery. Plus, I threw a couple spike stips out there to kind of help our odds.!
by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011
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bearrier

A bearrier is a large amount of teddy bears between you and your wife.
The bearrier got too big so my wife now sleeps on the couch!
by hcaz sakraf January 15, 2008
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Jerry Berries

(1990's, possibly earlier)

1. A type of high-quality marijuana, named in honor of Grateful Dead frontman, Jerry Garcia.

2. Any high-grade marijuana sold as small buds.

Commonly used by Phish fans and modern hippies. Popular in Vermont.
"That guy with the dreads is selling northern lights and Jerry Berries."

"Look at the crystals on these Jerry Berries! Dank nugs, bro."
by Menk November 29, 2006
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Time barrier

Noun: the theoretical limit of real-time velocity in the known universe, at which point positive time halts, and the mass of any object traveling at that speed become infinite and incapable of any increase in velocity.
"In 1994, Dr. Miguel Alcubierre formulated a hypothetical propulsion system that could, in theory, break the time barrier."
by speedog June 25, 2010
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Jersey Barrier

Named after the only place on earth where multiple ten foot long, two ton pieces of concrete need to stop people from driving into oncoming traffic.
Thank God there are Jersey Barriers in New Jersey, otherwise head-on collisions would be a staple of driving in that state.
by coopedup13 March 23, 2008
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7th Barrier

by Hardest December 19, 2008
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eating berries

lying your way out of trouble
if you want to be a self-made man or The Teflon Don you need to start by learning how to be eating berries
by Sexydimma January 3, 2014
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