Bermuda Triangle

The area in your car between the seat and the armrest where where objects are never found again.

"yo wheres the juul at"

"fuck probably fell in the bermuda triangle again"
"fuck"

by 444inthemorning4 September 2, 2017

Beejuaned

British slang meaning to joke or kid in a most unbecoming manner. Originated in 2010 when a Gawker.com article featuring a little girl, Azura Beebeejuan, pretended to be dead on Googler Earth, caused a nationwide search for the girls identity, only to find out that she was alive and well.

Example 1

Kid 1:Where the hell is my rabbit, Dasher, and whats that smell!?

Kid 2:Have you check the stove

Kid 1 runs to boiling vat on stove
Kid 1:ZOMG you didn't how could you!? Punches Kid 2

Kid 2:Dude thats your mums fucking broad chested pheasant, 'Dasher's under that table, geez.

Kid 1: What oh, haha! I cant believe I got beejuaned,.. no hit backs!!

Example 2

Girl 1: I can't believe that cunt dinged my car, and didn't tell me!!

Girl 2: That bitch is getting beejuaned tonight!!

by Jenn/Allen August 13, 2010

Bermuda Breakfast

When you run out of lube just crack an egg on your dick and make scrambled eggs in that ass! Watch em get lost like they're in the Bermuda Triangle.

I told my girl I'd make her a Bermuda Breakfast in the morning and she was like "Hell yeah pimp I love eggs n dick!"

by wadwadwad October 12, 2014

Berjee Onnat

A phrase used when to respond to something cool or something that you need to congratulate a guy for.

John: Dude I just fucked my bitch
Braydon: ayye berjee onnat

by chikendoodle16 October 19, 2020

Bermuda Platform

An undersea platform containing the island of Bermuda which is similar to the Grand Bahamas Bank, Cay Sal Bank, and Bahariterra Bank

We're robbing the Bermuda Platform of it's coral.

by Island Brooio May 20, 2022

The Taunton Bermuda Triangle

An urban legend focused on three pubs in the country town of Taunton, the Plough, the Alehouse and the Crown and Sceptre, where a number of boozers and chancers are said to have disappeared under mysterious circumstances. The idea of the area as uniquely prone to disappearances arose in the early 21st century, but most reputable sources dismiss the idea that there is any mystery. In recent years many Tauntonians have challenged themselves to try and safely navigate a pint in each pub.

'Oi - fancy trying to complete the Taunton Bermuda Triangle tonight? 'Fuck it, why not'

by TauntonTings February 19, 2023

Berluscon-ize

To beat someone so violently that they resemble the Prime Minister of Italy, Silvio Berlusconi, the day he was hit in the face with a steel replica of a cathedral.

"Man, David was so pissed last night, he totally Berlusconized that bar tender."

"That drunk guy kept yelling at me that he was gonna Berluscon-ize me."

by BearWolf December 18, 2009