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Jean Benoit

Handsome, smart, kind and unique. Spoils you like no other. Cares to another extreme. Pays attention to details. Sensitive and could be offensive at times. Extremely generous. Lovable. Secretly artistic. Cooks better than anyone. The chef of 3 ingredients, he could make a great meal with anything he has. Very human. Extremely sexy and charming. Good person, good heart. Jean Benoit is the man!
by Gia’s November 28, 2020
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Chris Benoited

Modern terminology for a murder suicide made popular by ex wwe wrestler Chris benoit when he killed his family and then himself
Jaysus, I narrowly avoided being Chris benoited when she had that meltdown.
by Bigfishsmallpond January 31, 2010
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arman benoit

a mother fucking bad ass with a beautiful sense of style
"dude, that guy is such an arman benoit!"
by chad wardman November 18, 2016
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Chris Benoit

the greatest wrestler to ever live. He is the best technical wrestler in the world and should be in the hall of fame , The acts he committed were because of the WWE not being a safe working environment.
did you see the match last night? shades of Chris Benoit
by anonymous February 24, 2021
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Doing a Chris Benoit

Doing a Chris Benoit is a verb that anybody eliminates and deletes every mention of someone or something on their memories.

Name came from WWE's deletion of Chris Benoit's achievements for his crime.
Dindo: Our boss is doing a Chris Benoit on Jimmy.
Danny: Who's Jimmy?
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 4, 2018
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Chris Benoit

a pro wrestler and pedophile who killed his son and wife before offing himself and now resides in the 666th level of Hell with Michael Jackson and other pedophile scumbags
Chris Benoit was a pedophile because he killed his kid
by BellasaurusTheJust November 24, 2018
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Benoite

Benoite is a really funny and unexpected person. He seems calm at first, very professional and composed. However two days of knowing him he is one of the most crazy, pussy craving, sex-thirsty niggas out there. That thing can only be tamed by a certain amount of people only. And the method of taming it is unknown, some suggest tranquilizers or a sex toy.

These creatures hibernate during winter and wake up during the sex season. This is why it has a bulky, fat gronk body shape because they can store up to 1 ton of food and other type of shit to go through hibernation. Or it can also be used to store food for energy and protect their skin from harsh weathers. Oftenly, experienced people would warn others to not interact with a Benoite due to their unpredictable and mostly hostile nature.
Guy 1: Hey, what the fuck is that huge piece of ball?
Guy 2: I don't know, it looks like a morbidly obese human.
Guy 1: Or is it?
Guy 2: Wait, is it getting bigger or getting closer..?
Guy 1: Shit, run! It's a Benoite!
by KROTONIUM April 1, 2025
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