Handsome, smart, kind and unique. Spoils you like no other. Cares to another extreme. Pays attention to details. Sensitive and could be offensive at times. Extremely generous. Lovable. Secretly artistic. Cooks better than anyone. The chef of 3 ingredients, he could make a great meal with anything he has. Very human. Extremely sexy and charming. Good person, good heart. Jean Benoit is the man!
by Gia’s November 28, 2020

Modern terminology for a murder suicide made popular by ex wwe wrestler Chris benoit when he killed his family and then himself
by Bigfishsmallpond January 31, 2010

by chad wardman November 18, 2016

the greatest wrestler to ever live. He is the best technical wrestler in the world and should be in the hall of fame , The acts he committed were because of the WWE not being a safe working environment.
by anonymous February 24, 2021

Doing a Chris Benoit is a verb that anybody eliminates and deletes every mention of someone or something on their memories.
Name came from WWE's deletion of Chris Benoit's achievements for his crime.
Name came from WWE's deletion of Chris Benoit's achievements for his crime.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 4, 2018

a pro wrestler and pedophile who killed his son and wife before offing himself and now resides in the 666th level of Hell with Michael Jackson and other pedophile scumbags
by BellasaurusTheJust November 24, 2018

Benoite is a really funny and unexpected person. He seems calm at first, very professional and composed. However two days of knowing him he is one of the most crazy, pussy craving, sex-thirsty niggas out there. That thing can only be tamed by a certain amount of people only. And the method of taming it is unknown, some suggest tranquilizers or a sex toy.
These creatures hibernate during winter and wake up during the sex season. This is why it has a bulky, fat gronk body shape because they can store up to 1 ton of food and other type of shit to go through hibernation. Or it can also be used to store food for energy and protect their skin from harsh weathers. Oftenly, experienced people would warn others to not interact with a Benoite due to their unpredictable and mostly hostile nature.
These creatures hibernate during winter and wake up during the sex season. This is why it has a bulky, fat gronk body shape because they can store up to 1 ton of food and other type of shit to go through hibernation. Or it can also be used to store food for energy and protect their skin from harsh weathers. Oftenly, experienced people would warn others to not interact with a Benoite due to their unpredictable and mostly hostile nature.
Guy 1: Hey, what the fuck is that huge piece of ball?
Guy 2: I don't know, it looks like a morbidly obese human.
Guy 1: Or is it?
Guy 2: Wait, is it getting bigger or getting closer..?
Guy 1: Shit, run! It's a Benoite!
Guy 2: I don't know, it looks like a morbidly obese human.
Guy 1: Or is it?
Guy 2: Wait, is it getting bigger or getting closer..?
Guy 1: Shit, run! It's a Benoite!
by KROTONIUM April 1, 2025
