bellend

An idiot, an unschooled, uncultured oik.

One who behaves inappropriately, sometimes in a humourous fashion.

A twat.

Usually referring to a male but I've met a few birds who would wear the epithet well.

Don't be a bellend all of your life and get the bastard ale in.

Oi, bellend, move that fuckin jeep!

by Sloaney lad October 21, 2007

Bellendish

Something that isn't good.

Emma: I couldn't get served it that shop without ID.
Ellie: That's a bit bellendish!

by elliethesicko July 18, 2009

Bullpen

A bullpen is a rotation of women started by Grant Sisk. The basics of the pullpen consist of the alpha female (#1) in the rotation, two supporting aces (#2 & #3) and two relievers (#4 & #5). The alpha female is the go to at all times, but if she isn't available, the skipper will move down the totem pole.

WARNING: IF YOU START A BULLPEN IT CAN CONSUME YOUR LIFE. ADVISE AGAINST STARTING A BULLPEN WHEN YOU HAVE A LOT ON YOUR PLATE

Hey, who all is in the bullpen now?

by oneguytrain May 16, 2016

Bellend

The tip of the penis.
Often considered as a derogatory term.

Stop looking at me, you bellend.

by Spanky May 13, 2005

bellbend

Where the penis bends slightly to one side due to excessive masturbation.

"Did you here about what Sadie said about Danny?"
"Yeah, apparently he's been masturbating too much and now he has a bellbend"

by Who Gave Mankind Beer? January 14, 2010

bellenderous

Bad. Bell-end-like.

"That Simon Cowell cant open his mouth without sounding bellenderous"

by DiscoKiller October 16, 2011

bellendicus

An idiot found in Ancient Rome.

"Bellendicus you fool! You've just offended the Emperor!"

by juankerr April 3, 2016