bollocked

to get told off

he gave me a right bollocking;
I git bollocked by the boss for being late

by heffer May 1, 2003

Donkey's bollocks

Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.

What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks

by Snake June 27, 2005

Sandra Bullock Get Low

Sandra Bullock in The Proposal dancing to a parody of Get Low by Lil' Jon. Alicia and Lexi LOVE IT! Betty White chants while Sandra Bullock takes over the chant in this amazing scene.

Alicia: Did you see that Sandra Bullock Get Low video?
Lexi: No... *clicks link*

Sandra Bullock: "To the window! To the window! To the wall! To the wall! All you bitches crawl, and sweat drips down my balls! Lemme see you get low you scared, you scared. Drop your ass to the floor, you scared you scared."
Sandra Bullock: "To the window! To the window! To the wall! To the wall! All you bitches crawl, and sweat drips down my balls! Lemme see you get low you scared, you scared. Drop your ass to the floor, you scared you scared."

by Lexi Loves Lici March 15, 2010

bellocide

Definition A) The killing of beautiful people
Definition B) The act of brutally murdering someone with the first/last name Bello

Bob- Wow, Mr.Bello is being so annoying today.
Joe- Definitely, In the mood for some BeLlOcIdE?

by orange flavored grapes July 21, 2020

Office Bollocks

When a male is working away at his desk in a hot office and his scrotum region begins to sweat excessively which results in a repulsive odour.

"Wow man, it was so hot in the office today!"
"Tell me about it mate, I got some mean office bollocks going on!"

by Wayne car July 11, 2015

cock or bollock

It's a fun game played among chums whereby upon your turn you open your zipper and pullforth either skin from the scrotum or from the penis and all your chums must guess whether it be 'Cock or Bollock'

Hi family, would you like to play Cock or Bollock

by Golden gypsy February 6, 2015

bollocksed

From the verb to bollocks or bollocks-up.

When something or someone is well and truly buggered beyond repair.

pl. Bollocksing

"Thanks a lot. That car you sold me is totally bollocksed"

or

"Man, that is some serious shit. A couple of chuffs on that and I was totally bollocksed"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005