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Bellend

The tip (head) of a mans penis (dick); meaning dickhead.
Mike don't take another shot, you turn into a bellend when you're drunk.
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Bellend

Some-one who can be very, very annoying at times.
Oh my god, Johann is such a bellend!!
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Bellend

Joe is a bellend
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Bellenditis

The ability to continuously post on twitter with countless spelling mistakes, to the point that your followers do the same.
Dave's got a case of Bellenditis by the looks of his latest tweets
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bellends

Plural form of bellend
The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end.
God, you are all a bunch of bellends!
by EvanC_ August 5, 2008
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Bellend

Insult pertaining to someone with poor craftsmanship.
Originally a maker of bells and bell-ends.

During the English Reformation, when Henry VIII broke away from the Catholic Church, he decreed the construction of new churches and church towers, and to that end new bells and bell-ends. Because of this, there was an increased need for bell and bell-end makers. These grand and revered artisans of their day would be known as bell-enders.

Unfortunately, many pretenders strode from shire to shire claiming to be true and good makers of bells and bell-ends, which often resulted in shoddy work, and gave any true craftsmen a bad name. The name bell-ender, or bell-end, came to be synonymous with poor craftsmanship or a hoodlum - as it is to this day.
John the Villager: Egads, Henry! Hast thou seen my new hosiery?
Henry the Friend: By Jove, man! Those are fearful and I have now become blind!
John the Villager: Alack, I should not have used that jaunty haberdasher.
Henry the (Blind) Friend: Alas, no! For he is soothly a bellend!
by Tom the Typer February 1, 2023
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