by Sherden October 12, 2015
Get the Bella mug.A bunch of no-good thieving scumbags masquerading as a Telecomms company, BELGACOM is the largely state-owned Belgian quasi-monopoly internet, mobile and landline telephone outfit.
Employing over 16,000 ‘special’ children, Belgacom is internationally known for being the worse internet provider in the entire universe. A little old fashioned in ‘real’ countries, Belgacom persists with copper wire ADSL, a technology so old it is thought to have been invented by Jesus. It is understood the CEO’s office is stuck in a time vortex that convinces everyone inside that the year is 1608, hence no optical fibre.
Belgacom, or Belgacunt as it is widely known, makes you wait up to 500 years for an internet connection. Installation, which costs €149 and takes only 10 minutes, is performed by a fuckwit circus monkey.
The cretins on the customer hatred line (Belgacunt is well known for not having a 'support line'), only speak in daego. All other languages will be ignored. Well known for their rudeness, knowledge of their particular drawl is not required, as the only word that the cocky little marzipan dildos actually know is "non", which is the same in any language anyway.
Belgacunt was recently fined €500,000 for raising their prices without telling anyone, and the hope is that they will soon get fucked up by the EU commission, because in this day and age pubicly-owned telecomms companies are a bit old hat, particularly when the service is a little bit completely fucking abysmal!
Employing over 16,000 ‘special’ children, Belgacom is internationally known for being the worse internet provider in the entire universe. A little old fashioned in ‘real’ countries, Belgacom persists with copper wire ADSL, a technology so old it is thought to have been invented by Jesus. It is understood the CEO’s office is stuck in a time vortex that convinces everyone inside that the year is 1608, hence no optical fibre.
Belgacom, or Belgacunt as it is widely known, makes you wait up to 500 years for an internet connection. Installation, which costs €149 and takes only 10 minutes, is performed by a fuckwit circus monkey.
The cretins on the customer hatred line (Belgacunt is well known for not having a 'support line'), only speak in daego. All other languages will be ignored. Well known for their rudeness, knowledge of their particular drawl is not required, as the only word that the cocky little marzipan dildos actually know is "non", which is the same in any language anyway.
Belgacunt was recently fined €500,000 for raising their prices without telling anyone, and the hope is that they will soon get fucked up by the EU commission, because in this day and age pubicly-owned telecomms companies are a bit old hat, particularly when the service is a little bit completely fucking abysmal!
"Man, I'd sure like to get revenge on Belgacom for that €250 bill they sent me for the ten minutes work they did in my house! Maybe I'll abuse them on the internet until I get my money back"
"96% say they would fuck Belgacom. Fuck them, those arrogant, incompetent bastards. I hope they get soddomised by their own fixed-landlines."
"96% say they would fuck Belgacom. Fuck them, those arrogant, incompetent bastards. I hope they get soddomised by their own fixed-landlines."
by SoontobeaTelenetcustomer October 27, 2011
Get the Belgacom mug.Related Words
bellaco
• bellacas
• Bellacita
• bellacrisis
• bellaC
• bellacapriose
• Bellacats
• bellace
• bellacenaowensbaybay
• Bellaception
Bella is literally what the name means, beautiful. True Beauty emanates from this girl from the deepest part of her soul to everything that she touches. Not only does she hold the treasure of true beauty, but her touch can warm the heart. Her smile, make men weak at the knees. Any man to ever have the chance to be with this angel is consider blessed. This girl deserves everything from a good cup of tea to a VW van to falling in love. If you have ever met a girl like this you will know right away that any good thing said about her must be true. She has that one thing that is indescribable, that everyone wants. All words will fall short of this beauty, but that has never stopped a man from trying. Is she not only outstandingly pretty, but sexy as well. The way she fixes her hair, puckers her soft lips or the way she makes goofy faces. It doesn't help the cause that she has a smoking body either. She loves books and tea which makes her oh so smart. A good man would go to the other side of the earth for this girl only in hope to get a kiss on the cheek from her. Bella wouldn't believe a word that has been said, but that is what makes her so incredible. She might not love her stomach or the sound of her own voice, but any good man would love those imperfections endlessly.
"That girl you met in math class is called Bella. You'd be very lucky to ever meet a girl more outstanding than her "
"Dude, she watches The Ellen show religiously! You should ask her out!"
"Dude, she watches The Ellen show religiously! You should ask her out!"
by Nealio14 November 24, 2013
Get the Bella mug.Spanish for "beautiful"
Italian for "beautiful"
Also a beautiful girl that knows how to be a best friend. She would never let anyone down. When you first meet her she wouldn't be shy, she would be super confident and introduce herself. She isn't shy to express how she feels. She's insecure and doesn't like the way she looks. She tends to be shy and quiet around guys se likes
Italian for "beautiful"
Also a beautiful girl that knows how to be a best friend. She would never let anyone down. When you first meet her she wouldn't be shy, she would be super confident and introduce herself. She isn't shy to express how she feels. She's insecure and doesn't like the way she looks. She tends to be shy and quiet around guys se likes
Guy 1: "Wow look at Bella. She looks great today!"
Guy 2: " I know right! I really want her to notice me."
Guy 1: " Same here man."
Guy 2: " I know right! I really want her to notice me."
Guy 1: " Same here man."
by sirens.__ February 13, 2015
Get the Bella mug.the most beautiful girl alive. Usually of a mixed race, Bella is simply perfect. Many seem to think of her as a sex bomb. which is so very true. SHE COULD BE A MODEL. wow.
by angelinaballerina February 28, 2013
Get the Bella mug.The most beautiful girl you will ever see. The moment you lay eyes on her, she is permenently engraved in your mind. She is not only beautiful, but she has the most wonderful personality. After you meet her, you can't stop talking to her! She is perfect in every way! She is the girlfriend you always wanted. Bella's boyfriend is considered the luckiest man on earth! She has hundreds of guys head over heels for her. Bella is simply the most attractive girl ever seen! If you know a Bella, be lucky to know such an amazing, special girl as Bella
by Caligurl4lyfe February 12, 2015
Get the Bella mug.by Slothmannn May 21, 2013
Get the Bella mug.