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Blerping

blerping, a term used for shoving a fleshlight into a guys ass ans fucking it
yo bro me and my buddy stitch were blerping last night
by CREAMYDREAMS March 22, 2026
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Bavarian BeerPong

After everyone of the upcoming 4 Players jerked inside a regular Franziskaner Beer Glass with a tight mid hole, it will be put in the middle of the beerpong table. The first to accidently throw the ball inside the sperm filled Glas, as a punishment, has to hold it upside down above his mouth to see if the ball got stuck in the tight middle part or can be taken out. If it falls out, the player has to drink the jizz. Otherwise the glas will be replaced in a new round.
Person 1 at a party: "Wanna play Bavarian Beerpong ? “
3 other guys :" Hell yeah"
by Bavarian Monkey July 29, 2020
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De Beering

The calculated practice of manufacturing or manipulating scarcity for the express purpose of exaggerating and sustaining the perceived value, desirability, or exclusivity of a commodity, service, or even an abstract idea. The term takes its name from the historical strategies of the De Beers diamond corporation, which successfully fostered a cultural and economic mythology of rarity around diamonds despite their relative geological abundance. In this sense, De Beering refers to any deliberate attempt to withhold supply, obscure availability, or construct a narrative of uniqueness that serves to elevate market prices and social prestige. It encapsulates a mode of economic and cultural engineering in which scarcity itself becomes the principal product, reshaping consumer behaviour, fuelling aspirational demand, and embedding the illusion of preciousness within the collective imagination.
A clear example of De Beering could be seen in 2022, when Shell capitalised on the lingering perception of oil scarcity in the wake of Covid-19. By maintaining the narrative of shortage despite stable reserves, the company achieved a record-breaking profit margin of around £40 billion, the highest in its history. This reflected not natural market conditions but the strategic engineering of scarcity to inflate value and consolidate shareholder wealth.
by DemocracySold September 4, 2025
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