Beefers

When someone/something excretes ass gas so potent, it has consequences.

Karsten slithered into the office to discharge beefers in Ian's chair.

by Beefy McBeefers November 15, 2023

Beefer

Someone obese or just plain yikes

God Joseph is such a beefer

by Bophie lane August 11, 2021

BEEFER

An absolute Unit with a cock the size of your forearm who has way more fortnite wins than you

synonym: Chad, alpha, real one
antonym: fagass whore

That goddamn BEEFER just stole my girl, now the only thing I can do is kill myself!

by BRAINDEADpENGUIN May 10, 2020

justin beefer

i dont know
you used to call me on your cell phone
Right back when you need my love call me on your cell phone
right Back when you need my love
I know when the hotline bling that can only meanone thing and I know when the hotline bling that can only mean one thing ever since I left the city you
i dont even know anymore 😀😆🤣😌😗🤨🤩😍😅🤪☺️😙🧐🤩😨😩🥶😠🤯🫡😈🤢🤢🤠👺💀🤑🤠🤒😈☠️✊✊🤲😾🦶👈🤙🫱🦾👅🫂👨👨👩👱 ♂️

im gonna justin beefer you
wtf does that mean
(baby by justin beiber starts playing)
AHHHHHHHHHH (eardrums explode cutely)

by pseudonym loll May 16, 2025

Beefer

A nickname for a beef hotdog, and is generally considered reliable but ordinary. Beefers are generally overshadowed by the cheeser.

Friend1: Hey bro, pass a dog over to me

Friend2: Beefer or cheeser?
Friend1: I ain't fuck wit no Beefer gimme dat cheeser!
Friend2: Shii aight I'm vibin wit you

by Dr._salaharie January 22, 2020

beefer tache

A dense untamed moustache

Crikey Clive, you need the number to my barber, that’s a right Beefer tache

by Raclettuce December 15, 2022

Beefer

A colloquial term for an Emergency Ambulance used by almost exclusively by Firefighters. It is a term evolving out of Meat Wagon. Unlike other Emergency Ambulances, Beefers are missing vital switches to turn off the strobes outside homes and hospitals, this is to Aid in the rapid mobilisation to the next call.

“I’m on the Beefer tonight “
“The patients in the back of the Beefer”

by Gootherologist2020 December 9, 2020