beef jerky

When you receive a handjob that causes you to ejaculate, see {turkey jerky}

"I didn't get a BJ, but I got some nice beef jerky

by The Midget December 21, 2004

Beef Jerky

Something you say when a really fat bitch walks by.

by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003

Beef Jerky

a meat rasin

did you know beef jerky is just a meat rasin?

by meat_rasin_lmao February 12, 2017

skin your beef jerky

1. shut up

This rather graphic phrase literally tells men to go a "skin their penis" but in essence, it is a way of telling someone to shut up by moving on to do something else. This particular phrase is great to use against misogynistic remarks from men, as a man would fear having to perform surgery on his own genitals.

guy: Buy high sell low.

girl: I know how the stock- market works. Why don't you skin your beef jerky? I'm tired of your mansplaining.

by Boo Sadley February 23, 2021

Ranch with a side of beef jerky

When a girl is starving for cum and dick and eats both

Damn I really want ranch with a side of beef jerky

by Tom 123422 May 7, 2020

Beef Jerky

a) A form of ridicule regarding the obesity of a certain individual.

b) To play with a pungent meat-like vagina.

a) "That ain't no beer gut. That's pure Beef Jerky."

b) "I think I've lost my watch in your Beef Jerky."

by Gavyn August 24, 2004

Moo Shu Beef Jerky

The act of beastiality on a cow while enjoying a bag of Jack Links beef jerky

Instead of cow tipping I snuck into my neighbors farm for some good old moo shu beef jerky

by Blame The Clown May 7, 2018