Bearded Sinner

Facial hair having no shit taking sex machine from hell

He's a bearded sinner it's on now

by Bearded badass April 16, 2015

guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.

Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!

by Vince September 27, 2004

Paul Bearer

The former manager of The Undertaker that appeared on WWE programming in the 90s. Paul Bearer played a mortician that had a peculiar pale complexion and high pitched voice. He carried an urn down to ringside that would give the Undertaker "powers" from the dead spirits. Occasionally, Paul Bearer would bring a casket down to the ring for the Undertaker to put his opponent on.

Man, I miss the old school days of the Undertaker when he had Paul Bearer with him!

by moomoo11 March 4, 2007

Bearded Clooney

An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as George Clooney in Syriana.

I looked down and realized I was so deep, she looked like a Bearded Clooney.

by gclooney May 26, 2009

Venomous Bears

Venomous Bears, the name really does say it all. These particular bears feed on smaller rodents such as Guinea Pigs and Wild Rats.

They are the size of your average Brown Bear but have long fangs usually 25 cm in length. These 'Fangs' contain deadly venom however, if a human was to go near a Venomous Bear, it would inject its venom into their blood stream (like a snake), though it would take an American Badger to suck the venom out in order for the person to survive... This is actually quite funny because the Venomous Bear is located in Australia, New Zealand and Papua New Guinea, so if you live in these countries and have no access to an American Badger, it is safe to safe to say you are fucked.

Guy 1: "Mate, i haven't seen you in years! How's your wife, Mary?"

Guy 2: "Ahh, Bloody VENOMOUS BEARS got her last year when we went camping, there were no American Badgers around so... she died."

by Attercop Man February 5, 2013

We bare bears

Literally the best show that has existed. If you haven’t watched it then you haven’t lived. Goodbye for now.

Yea! I love that show! Isn’t it called we bare bears?

by Lunalover25 June 2, 2019

bearded clam

An obscene word for a hairy, fishy pussy

Prepare to dance with the bearded clam.

by 6piece December 19, 2007