no beans

when u have a lack of beans

"hey bro u got some beans"
"Sorry, no beans"

by lean with it July 10, 2017

Beaned

When someone has taken way more then the prescribed or normal amount of Xanax or similar benzodiazepines.

“Yo pat did you end up staying over last night after the party?”

Pat: “Na I dipped I was so beaned I woke up today with a new neck tat and in the Walmart bathroom.”

by Bondo69 March 10, 2018

bean

Bean is a slang term for the clitoris

"She was flicking her bean all night"

by Div May 13, 2005

Beaning

Something that StorM and co. do in CS:GO.

“I get beaning, beaning! I get beaning, there’s no escaping it”
“And i’m beaning, xanbean, what’s up bro?’
“And i’m naturally xanbeaning, sewbean, what the f*ck is up bro?”

by Adder38 August 27, 2018

Beaning

When a clitoris, preferably as large as a banana is used in place of a penis or phallic object to pleasure a persons orifice - “to bean” or “beaning” is the act.

“Damn, Hayley gave me a sturdy beaning last night”

by Satisfyer-Bro2 February 17, 2021

Bean

When you do a right skitter of a shit pebble dashing the toilet and when you flush it there's a tiny floater left

"Who left the bean?" ... "Sorry mate my guts are rumbling!"

by Vlad1Vostok March 7, 2019

No beans

This is a famous (and very funny) piece of dialogue taken from a scene from 'The Young Ones' sitcom.

NEIL: now very worried: What do you know about the beans?

RICK: Nothing! What beans?

NEIL: Oh. Nothing. Ha, Ha, Ha. No beans! Ha ha.

by You heard it here first April 29, 2019