J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
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A phallus-shaped marital aid crafted from beans and/or bean-based products. A premium beanis comes with optional meatball attachment and ejaculatory arrangement.
The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.
The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.
"Have you heard of the new bean dildo?"
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."
by Grumpycat96 June 12, 2018
Get the beanis mug.The measure of how far back you wear a beanie. The further back you wear it on your head, the longer your beanis is (usually measured in inches).
by nikesbskater1997 November 21, 2011
Get the Beanis mug.A beanie for emo's. Bangs are swept casually to the left and peak out from under the beanie. The key is to let one, and only one eye show from beneath the hair/beanie combination.
Hey Marven, how can you walk with that emo beanie pushing all the bangs even farther into your face?
by adenine love July 3, 2006
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Get the beansing mug.It's the name of an urban comic released in Toronto (June 2010). It's written by Shaun D. Bolden and Illustrated by Dino Diaz.
The story is centered on Randolf Ethelwood (aka Beanpie), an unemployed young black male. He lives in a brownstone apartment in the suburb of Connecticut with his girlfriend Lisa and younger brother James (Tailgate). With the weight of the world resting on his shoulders, it is his belief that he can provide for his loved ones by means of invention. A college dropout, with a love for chemistry, he hopes to invent something that will deliver a big pay off. What starts off as a comical, light hearted, series of daily mishaps; develops into a story of substance, where we begin to root for his success. His friends and family provoke, and taunt him, but with every failed invention, he finds the strength within to follow his dream.
Beanpie's struggle is the ultimate struggle of pursuing one's passion. It's about perseverance, integrity, and richness of character. It teaches us that the only limits in life are the ones that we imagine.
The story is centered on Randolf Ethelwood (aka Beanpie), an unemployed young black male. He lives in a brownstone apartment in the suburb of Connecticut with his girlfriend Lisa and younger brother James (Tailgate). With the weight of the world resting on his shoulders, it is his belief that he can provide for his loved ones by means of invention. A college dropout, with a love for chemistry, he hopes to invent something that will deliver a big pay off. What starts off as a comical, light hearted, series of daily mishaps; develops into a story of substance, where we begin to root for his success. His friends and family provoke, and taunt him, but with every failed invention, he finds the strength within to follow his dream.
Beanpie's struggle is the ultimate struggle of pursuing one's passion. It's about perseverance, integrity, and richness of character. It teaches us that the only limits in life are the ones that we imagine.
by photograbber September 26, 2010
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