Beanbag

Testicles

When you done playing with my choad move on up to my beanbag.

by BenKerr October 17, 2003

Beanbagging

The act of having sex with a Beanbag, or Beanie Babies.
Most common in frustrated teenaged males. May result in friction burns to the penis and very crusty furniture.

I sat on the beanbag and it went crunch. I found out the he had been beanbagging.

by deviantsub1234 September 9, 2011

beancat

one who sits at bus stops eating beans in the raw while having whiskers and a black nose drawn on her because she believes she is indeed a feline. If you so dare make fun of her she WILL turn into a raging tiger and eat one of your limbs. One unfortunate young man ended up with a rod through his head, yes, he is still alive, but lives a cave in far off land called Aveyron and rocks helplessly back and forth...back and forth. Watch out for beancats, they're fierce, dangerous, and yet ever so cuddly. The only beancat repellents worth trying are: takenuts, had cream, and soup worms. If you don't know what these are, you're down. Beancats are only found on 7 continents so they're pretty rare, but if you happen to hear their blood-curdling prrrrr.....RUNAWAY!!!

boy: hey cutie can i sit by you while i wait for the bus?
beancat: prrrr.....
boy: why do you have whiskers drawn on your face....wait minute...girl at bus stop, with whiskers, eating raw beans...holy shit you're a BEANCAT!! RUNAWAY!!!
beancat: ROAR!
boy:(throwing takenuts and soup worms at her) AHHH my arm!!
beancat: (gets hit with a takenut and collapses) meow.
boy: stupid beancat.

by Tandy Torn Jan November 9, 2007

Beanbagged

So off your face your limbs have the limpness of a beanbagged.

"Hey, John?"
"Mate, it's not worth trying; he's beanbagged."

by AmeliaPerfection June 22, 2015

beanbagging

A sexual act where the male will put his testicles inside of another person's asshole or vagina, and penetrates with it. If the participant is a female, you can even double penetrate each hole, one with the testies, the other with the penis.

I tried beanbagging my wife yesterday, we were laughing so hard trying to get my balls inside of her but it felt so good once it was complete.

by ToasterStick September 12, 2023

Mr Beanbastic

A Mr Bean Character who dances seductively to “Mr Boombastic” by Shaggy.

Woah there look at John on the dance floor he’s dancing the Mr Beanbastic!

by Mr Comedian October 15, 2019

Hairy beanbag

A ball sack under one's tadger with a solid coating in pubic velcro.

"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.

"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."

by Splocious May 23, 2020