Beanos

Was created after the mad titan Thanos ate a special bean. After eating that bean he transformed into the ultimate Beanos.

Thanos: I am...... inevitable
Tony: And I.......am..........Iron Man
Thanos: *eats special bean*
Tony: Oh no..... it's the ultimate BEANOS
*Beanos theme song plays while the whole universe shreds into one atom*

by Markelle Fultz December 18, 2019

Patrick Beals

One who maintains the status of a sexbomb

See that kid? He's very Patrick Beals today.

by illegalfranchise April 14, 2010

Bearosity

To have a beastly nature about one's self, e.g. the ferociousness of a bear; also having a very rugged and beastly appearance

The scary inmate had such a bearosity about him, the other inmates made sure to stay clear of his destructive path.

by Dr. Smitherson Phd. January 7, 2009

beanosexual

Someone who is attracted to human beans (Twenty One Pilots)

"What is your sexual orientation?"
"I'm a beanosexual."

by IsleOfFlightlessBeans April 27, 2016

Beanos

A cross between Thanos and a bean.

BEANOS

by AntisocialWeeb September 11, 2019

Beanos

Beanos is a purple bean version of Thanos which gained popularity in shitposts on Instagram in July 2019. The name is a portmanteau of words the "Thanos" and "bean," and is a reference to the Marvel Comics villain Thanos. In edits, Beanos unexpected appearance, accompanied by the ear rape version of Spongebob Chase Freestyle, is used as a punchline.

Beanos gonna dive in some pussy tonight.

by CommonAmmo August 24, 2019

Beanos

a purple bean with a face that is almost always smiling

Beanos is love, Beanos is life

-Everyone 2019

by TheRussianCapitolist_678 August 26, 2019