blaster-bating

(1)masturbating While a stick of dynamites fuse is slowly burning down and you put it out with your load if you dont finish in time you die .
(2) masturbating while riding a rocket.
(3) masturbating while riding a motorcycle

(man one) brah i just heard the news did he really die?(man 2) didn't you hear kooterz died while blaster-bating.(at least he died doing what he loved the dynamite finally beat his por ass) (man one) damn

by c3000b1atch35 April 25, 2010

DDS Baiting

a type of troll meme used to bait Philippine President Duterte's fanbase commonly referred to as DDS (Duterte Diehard Supporters) into believing that a famous international personality (celebrity, politician, influencer etc), be it alive or dead, is in support or commends the actions and achievements of the president.

eg. (in a meme format, accompanied by the picture of a particular personality) "I commend President Digong for his undying love and support for his countrymen and fellow Filipinos. He is the epitome of a great leader every country needs." -Billie Eilish, American singer

Man, this meme page's shitposts are gold. DDS baiting memes always cracks me up.

by lesbowser March 20, 2020

Holy Ghost Batting

Jerking it off in a church parking lot

Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.

by JPL #2 October 23, 2022

Bill Baiting

The act of deliberately soliciting Bill Murray through the posting of old material on the forum

Gazzzzzzaman is a massive cunt for posting that spider shit, he must be Bill Baiting

by Fergal is a Cunt July 29, 2009

queer baiting

When an author/director/etc. gives hints, and clever twists to paint a character as possibly being queer, to satisfy queer audiences, but never outright says they are so they can keep their heterosexual audience.

June- I love watching Supernatural! Dean and Castiel are ABSOLUTELY gay!
Micheal- But they never said they were, and cast and director haven't said they were either.
June- Yeah, but they totally act gay!
Micheal- Sounds like they're queer baiting you, so you'll continue to watch.

by witchwatch December 5, 2016

Batting Practice

The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)

Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"

Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."

by G-Ram! (Pelvic thrust) August 19, 2008

hater baiting

1) Behaving in a manner that is intended to provoke haters.
2) Attempting to trick closet haters into revealing their true nature by stunting or flossing around them.
3) Enjoying your money without worrying about who's going to get jealous.

I usually don't care what other guys think of me when I go out, but sometimes I break out the good clothes and drive the Escalade to the club for a little harmless hater baiting.

by Kai TL February 1, 2008