A possible male, with the ears of an elephant, them things can hear an ant walk from a mile away no joke. Manages to interrupt everyone but get mad when people talk around him when he is talking to anyone. Loves to enforce rules but doesn't know what it means to follow rules. Rages at video games even though he has never been good at them, man just straight sucks at everything. Most likely lovers with The Dean, they always argue like a married couple. The Batts loves to be in power but cannot enforce anything, nobody can listen to someone so goofy looking. He looks like a sped with some big ass ears.
by FlahPeanuts May 18, 2022
1.One who plays hockey and has the "Batts Factor"
2.One who often denines other teamates chew
3.One who has taken a slapshot from the blue line and killed anybody
2.One who often denines other teamates chew
3.One who has taken a slapshot from the blue line and killed anybody
by Hockeypla1237467928 November 30, 2008
by killingyourselfisfun!! :3 January 10, 2024
A one of a kind genuine guy whos as real as they come. He never tries being anything but his true self which can make him sometime come across as a real cunt, but only because he is. He sanity and crazy all at the same time. Sexy and confident with every right to be so. He got the gift of the perfect penis and plenty of skill and stamina to satisfy all of them that he wants, The most and least lovable of personalities in the existence of mankind
by Crabbcrawl88 December 31, 2020
But Are There Tacos
You might think your job is great, but are there tacos? (BATT)
You have it made with your new girlfriend, but are there tacos? (BATT)
You have it made with your new girlfriend, but are there tacos? (BATT)
by DrSmartyPants September 10, 2020