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Batterie

Batterie is a ship from the indie game OFF, made in 2003 and translated from french to english in 20011 made by Unproductive Fun Time and developers consisting of Martin Georis ("Mortis Ghost") and Alias Conrad Coldwood. It has gotten a sizable attraction from social media and public for it’s storyline, characters. The Batter is on a mission to “purify“ the world of OFF. The gameplay of Off is similar to that of classic RPGs.

Zacharie is the game's item vendor, buying and selling items to and from The Batter. His shop is the only one in the game, and he often shows up in new areas or shortly before difficult fights. Zacharie is largely amicable and optimistic, as he laughs when you talk to him and seems to enjoy the company of The Batter and of those around him. Zacharie and The Batter are often seen interacting since he sells items to The Batter, providing him with items, giving him clues, etc.

During the OFF anniversary stream, Mortis Ghost stated that Zacharie would smoke weed, dab, and is either a Capricorn or a Cancer.He also mentioned that in an alternate universe, Zacharie and the Batter could be in a romantic relationship, meaning that Zacharie is likely not heterosexual. And this lead fans to do the internet slang term of “Ship “ two characters, Shipping, initially derived from the word relationship, is the desire by fans for two or more people, either real-life people or fictional characters (in film, literature, television, etc.) to be in a romantic relationship.
man 1: have you heard of Batterie?
man2: wow you ship that? fuckin loser
man 1: oh
by that one peanutist May 1, 2021
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D Batteries

The most difficult batteries for foreigners to ask for.
Foreign man: Yes, I would like D batteries.
Clerk: What kind?
Foreign man: D batteries.
Clerk: Yes, but what kind?
by demetrimartin March 16, 2008
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BALERAGE

verb: when one explodes into an explicative laced tirade when provoked by those who don't respect one's craft or art (but is not limited to the arts). This type of outburst last no less than three minutes, and often is sparked by a situation that does not warrant such a reaction.

Also known as "Going Bale-istic"

Named for actor Christian Bale's now-infamous tirade on a Director of Photography on the set of "Terminator: Salvation"
" Okay, so the McDonald's cashier forgot your Sweet and Sour sauce...no need to BALERAGE!"
by GeeDeeX February 10, 2009
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b batteries

AA, AAA, C, D, 9v are some common battery types, but there are no B type batteries. Maybe to avoid confusion with a stutter. pronounced BEBATTERIES (one word).

Made popular by comedian Demitri Martin
Do you have any B Batteries?

What kind?

B Batteries!
by Dmarzi.Strike December 24, 2008
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Baverage

A combination of bare and average, for the ultimate form of averageness.
Appears in shortened and extended forms:
Bav, Bavvers, Bavverr, Bavernator.
Origin:Nottingham
"Hayden is baverage at fifa."

Ash: "Lone wolf man, that rotter you pulled is so bav!"
NBF: "Yeah she was pretty bavvers!"
by filthy fiend February 26, 2009
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Baterade

The first isotonic beverage that helps both men and women recover all their fluids (ALL of them) after any physical activity. Baterade was introduced as an April Fool's joke by Pornhub in 2019
After playing pocket hockey to beating your sparring partner, Baterade's clinically proven formula can help you refill all the life-giving fluids you need to go at it again.
by squareboy7hills April 1, 2019
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Putting on batteries

Getting ones things together in order to acomplish a daunting task or demand.
Harry needs to be putting on batteries if he plans on having that report done by the deadline.
by Sergio G. January 2, 2008
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