mater bater

A person that masturbates to his significant other.

That douchebag is such a mater bater. He makes me want to bate to tubgirl.

by Steve Bater May 13, 2005

Beer Dick Bater

one who assumes the role a of guy masturbating, but instead of a dick, it is a can of beer.

This one time, on a pool table, i saw this girl doing the beer dick bater dance

by Mark19 August 20, 2008

Baby Ruth Bater Ginsburg

When you poop into a baseball bat mold and freeze it. Then, use it to beat women.

Wife: "Hey babe, I just got back from the store, but I forgot to get you your foot cream."
Me: "That's okay babe, just let me go to the freezer real quick..." *grabs Baby Ruth Bater Ginsburg*

by Voiys May 18, 2021

Brownie Bater

When your eating someone out and they start to shit and you continue to eat them out with the shit mixing everywhere.

Bro i just gave this chick the biggest brownie bater ever.

by FinkaYobutt July 22, 2018

Monkey Bater

Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.

I can’t stop masturbating! I’m such a mindless monkey bater!

by anoneumousse September 8, 2025

Master duh Bater

"Master duh Bater" -- someone who sounds like they're arguing, stupidly, but really just engaging in mental masturbation.

I thought I was educating a troll online, but it turns out he's a Master duh Bater!

by zippyskippy May 27, 2024

Bater

A small baby boi created sometime back in november. He lives in the mountains and wears a burrito-like blanket. Can be used as a term of endearment.

Later, Bater!

by Veggie boiii April 1, 2019