assplosion

When you fart so hard your arse hurts and you get a headache and shit your dacks and basically make everything around you smell like crap!

Used in a sentence

Oh my god you had to have a assplosion all over the floor didnt you

by Anthony February 3, 2004

assplosion

a massive, urgent defecation

Dude, that Indian food was good, but I had quite the assplosion after eating it!

by PolyAmethyst July 28, 2016

Assplosion Double Scoop

When you have Snoop Dogg fart in an ice cream cone, then immediately dropp a hint of parmesean cheese like it's hott. then get a double scoop of chocolate ice cream and rub on Morgan Freeman's Testicles, then put on the cone to make a super awesome delectable!!!

Brandon: Do u want anything to eat???

Me: Nah, I'm still madd full from that Assplosion Double Scoop... i jizzed in my pants... hard.

by Ben and Jerry April 10, 2010

Assplosion

When you have to take a shit so bad that as soon as your cheeks hit the seat it it sounds like a bomb went off.

Dude, as soon as I got into the bathroom some guy in the shitter had an Assplosion. I quickly washed my hands and got the fuck out of there.

by The real Satan's Helper August 2, 2015

bayplosion

A massive explosion found within ANY Michael Bay movie. They are usually unnecessarily large and pointless.

Michael Bay uses bayplosions to distract the audience from the fact that his movies suck.

A man throwing a regular everyday grenade causes a bayplosion that last five minutes and levels all of New York City and New Jersey...but no one really cares about New Jersey.

by The Old Wise One August 2, 2012

assplosion

when your ass "explodes", usually in a gaseous fashion after eating something that didn't agree with you, i.e. Mexican food, hummus, broccoli. this may include diarrhea, or not.

After eating the grilled stuffed burrito, and guacamole, I had the worst assplosion ever! I was stuck in the toilet for hours!

by geowoman71 October 8, 2014

Assplosion

When a baby has a bowel movement that completely floods their diaper; as if their butt had exploded and all of the contents emptied into the diaper.

My newborn had an assplosion, there was crap everywhere.

by Gsomd1980 November 17, 2013