Bassel

(Bah-zul)
1. Noun. Plural: N/A (There is only one) Literally the best thing that has ever happened; to be geographically near Bassel is to be personally graced by all all-pervasive, benevolent universal force. Simply gazing upon Him slowly makes you more attractive and just better in general.

2. Adjective. To be the pinnacle of its class.

1. Ladies and gentlemen, if you look to your left, you should see the coastline, as well as the Atlantic ocean, and if you look to your right, you should see Bassel, soaring majestically beside us and protecting us from harm.

2. Mount Everest truly is Bassel. Height-wise, anyways.

by thebestpseudonym December 6, 2011

Joshua Bassett

A really nice guy that gets hated on for little to no reason.

Literally all he did was break up with a girl, Olivia Rodrigo even said it herself “guess you didn’t cheat, but you’re still a traitor”

They dated, they broke up, now everyone hates him.

Person A: Joshua Bassett is such a bitch.

Person B (unproblematic queen): why? Honestly. Give me ONE valid reason.

by Idkwhattonamethisbutok September 29, 2021

Bussey

Bussey is a dudes asshole bussey meaning back pussy

What up homie lemme smash that bussey

by NeonAngel December 12, 2020

Bassy

An automatically GORGEOUS man.

God, that's Bassy!

by Rayne Mezzanotte April 26, 2011

Basset Hound Boobs

Sad, saggy, and downright droopy boobs.

She either needs a new bra or a boob lift because she is suffering from a serious case of 'Basset Hound Boobs.'

by sdp919 December 27, 2011

Bassem

Very hot guy, very kissable, annoying sometimes when he doesn’t know what he wants and very impatient, but his laugh is so cute and i just want to kiss and cuddle with him all day

Omg bassem and huda would make such a cute couple

by Bassem’s girl October 19, 2018

joshua bassett

the sexiest american man to ever walk the earth. his smile is to die for and his hair looks like hot noodles

joshua bassett is so fucking hot

by panda koala June 2, 2021