Barlowed

To become again, better than once you were, like the ugly duckling, from Gary Barlow, once a fat dancer in Take That, now a global icon, buff ... with a nice beard!

He used to be fat and ordinary with a bad haircut, but ten years on he's buff, he's totally Barlowed

by crimbo October 6, 2012

Indefinitely Borrowed

To indefinitely borrow something would be to borrow something without any intention of ever returning it back.

Mark is a such a dick. He indefinitely borrowed my pipe and I doubt he will ever return it. Fuck Mark.

by Halcyon Halcyon February 12, 2017

fucking on borrowed fuck

An intense psychological neurosis frequently exhibited by prostitutes. Having got themselves completely fucked over and having traded all intellect for the constant compromise of impressing a different group of Johns every night (stupidity is after all highly varied) they are left with little or nothing of any substance. They use the last groped glimmer of intelligence to imitate other women so as to keep on fucking. Hence, fucking on a borrowed fuck.

That hooker was watching me all night, I think she was taking notes so that she could start fucking on borrowed fuck later.

by Brenna Urban May 15, 2007

borrowed

between friends with benefits and a relationship

We hook up, and are emotionally attached, but were definitely not in a relationship. I would call us borrowed.

by rebecca123s June 17, 2009

Borrowed time

when someone fucks up real bad,and the time is no longer their own ,they are now on probation.

When my boyfriend pisses me off, he is on borrowed time.

by shannon January 25, 2004

James Barlowed

James Barlowed is an act of gay sex including various farm animals and used condoms filled with shit then frozen and then proceed fucking the farm animals with the frozen shit used condom.

Person 1: do you see how that cow got james barlowed by tom last night?

Person 2: yea its probobly dead right now tom was so drunk.

by keepinit23 April 18, 2010

Borrowed time

Literally, when you're in the military and you're going away on a mission that doesn't involve signifigant risk of life, e.g. deployed to Germany as opposed to Iraq, but you make it should like you're going to die.

In general, making an impending non-threatening situation sound like you're risking life and limb.

Will: Wanna go to Chickie's and Pete's tonight?
Rich: Damn... I could really go for some crab fries... Well, I'd like to go, but I'm on borrowed time.
Will: Really? Why, what's up?
Rich: I have to clean the gutters in my house. They're filthy.

by Flats December 8, 2003