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barnhouse

1. A laughably arrogant public declaration of humility

2. An attempt to subvert existing channels of discourse towards guerilla marketing (see astroturf)

3. When you think something is finally going to get better after years of badness and instead it gets laughably worse

4. A critical moment in the decline of an institution or custom

5. One who implements or creates any of the aforementioned examples of barnhouse
Quit being a fucking barnhouse.
by Jaleo October 20, 2008
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Cum Barnacles

The collection of cum on the bottom of one's feet after jerking off in the shower.
I dropped such a huge load in the shower last night that I don't think all of it went down the drain; I am pretty sure that I had some cum barnacles.
by urbancocktionary December 15, 2011
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The Ugly Barnacle

The best story ever written and told by Patrick Star
"I LOVE The Ugly Barnacle! Best story EVER!!"
by smobowser October 5, 2019
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Genital Barnacles

Genital Barnacles or just the Barnacles, for short, is a mutant form of genital herpes named for its resemblance to actual marine barnacles. You will know you’ve got the Barnacles when your herpes sores become calcified and start building small colonies. Because of its calcified nature, Genital Barnacles is often hard to get rid of and can become very uncomfortable. Seek help if… the barnacles don’t go away after 2 weeks, you’ve spread your barnacles to multiple partners; you’ve got more barnacles than the hull of the Queen Mary. Barnacles often run rampant on college campuses and in lesbian communities. The disease is often spread through scissoring, and if not treated quickly, Genital Barnacles can morph into its more malignant state known as Genital Coral; if this happens, seek help immediately. Like the Ebola virus, the source of barnacles is unknown, but it is thought to originate somewhere on the Boston College campus.
Bitch I'm not touching you until you get those Genital Barnacles scraped.
by Frank Hillerman February 3, 2008
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Barnaby

:An Extraordinary, Remarkable Person : A Highly Trained Professional! : relating to or being phenomenal : as known through the senses rather than through thought : A Versitile word that can be used in any way shape or form otherwise know as a Barnabism
He fixed everything barnably, When he was done it was better than new! Well thats barnaby for ya!
by Leoj29092281 February 7, 2010
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barnasor

When your fiance Scott shows up with a new car (for him) without telling you and it is Barney Purple. GAY ASS PURPLE....He must be gay driving that piece of shit. But he refers to himself as Mr.SS. Does that mean Mr. Stupid Shit? I guess that's why he is now an ex. Barnasor..Gay assed purple Monte Carlo.
by Holly Palmer January 17, 2008
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fart barnacle

Chunks of fecal matter that stick to the side of the toilet after an explosive fart. This usually happens during the course of a massive dump.
What a dump! Those fart barnacles are never coming off!
by NoodleDoodler February 6, 2014
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