Michigan Barking Spider

It's a "FART"

Before you fart. You tell the wife/girlfriend. Ya ever heard a "Michigan Barking Spider"? You go through the whole spiel on some get really big. 99% of people never seen them and they make a loud sound like....and make any kind of weird sound. Wait a few minutes and ya let one rip. Then yell out ....Oh my God. There is one in here someone where.

by Damage Goods January 6, 2012

barking

British slang for crazy, short for barking mad.

She wears a cilice? The woman is quite obviously barking.

by RedGecko September 6, 2010

Barking Bob

Like a cat lady, but for a man that collects dogs, especially from animal shelters.

Michael just adopted another dog! He is such a barking bob.

by jonesy2014 June 5, 2014

Barking at the ape

Eating an old school chick, specifically doing so with much fervor and unbridled enthusiasm

So i met Yolanda, and she begged me to peel off her bellbottoms and i did a little barking at the ape...

by Steeler Crow January 12, 2008

POTTY BARKING

To shout into an open anus.

Janice was powerless to resist. His eyes burned into hers like garnets. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away in a force 10 gale of passion. Slowly, she fell to her knees and unzipped Giuseppe's breeches and went at his cock like a dog eating hot chips.
After what seemed like hours Giuseppe realised he was over-revving the spunk engines without releasing the horse's handbrake until spat his plaster into her tophat.
'You may be knocking on a bit, love, but your granny's oysters are frothing like a shaken bottle of Shandy Bass. Turn yourself over and I’ll lay a cuckoo's egg into your trombone”. Janice responded and was up for a bit of POTTY BARKING so after eight pints of stout and a bar of Bourneville he shouted deep into her anus "I love fishcakes!!!'
Janice had been well and truly Potty Barked. It was love.

by MikeyTam February 19, 2010

barbling

the BARRRBARBARAARALL noise that your stomach makes after you eat a whole lot of pepperoni pizza

Courtney: we just ate a lot of pepperoni pizza. now lets study.
Ashley: hold on, i cant hear you, my stomach is barbling.

by courtcourtx3 November 14, 2011

Barking Schneider

A man who has hit puberty early and has hair covering his whole body. Barking schneiders are usually found picking their gooches and howling at the night sky. They can also be seen frolicking with the noble kinceis. Rumors say the barking schneiders shlong is four times larger than its middle finger.

The barking schneiders closest non extinct relative is the saber tooth squirrel.

by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 3, 2013