Fart barking

When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.

Quit fart barking so close to my head!

I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.

I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.

by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011

barking cat

derogatory term for a small dog such as a chihuahua or a pekingese

I was hoping my girlfriend would get a real dog like a german shepard or something that could guard the house, but she just got a damn barking cat.

by Michael_Hunt March 26, 2009

barbie feet

When a woman takes off her heels after a long night and her feet are stuck in the shoe position minus the shoe, like a barbie dolls feet. Often this happens because the foot hurts to much to move back to normal position so the foot just stays pointed.

I wore my new 4 inch heels out the other night and when i came home and took them off i had barbie feet for the next hour.

by Miss Amazin May 27, 2008

Zesty Barker

When one person, persons or thing fart in anothers mouth.

That girl is pretty crazy when she gets drunk, she asked me as soon as I got her to my place for a Zesty Barker, so i couldnt refuse.

by Huck Steel November 8, 2011

bankie

In South Africa, one usually buys weed by the bankie. A bankie is the amount of weed that will fit in a bank coin bag (weed is not necessarily sold in a bank bag, but it is the most common container)

Score us a bankie, bru!

by George McBob May 5, 2009

socal barbie

These are chicks with fake everything from their head down to their toes. It usually starts with huge fake tits, oversize lips follows by bleach blond (or sometime red) hair and fake tan. Typical gold diggers that somehow always ended up with broke ass boyfriend rather than rich old guy. They ranges from 20s somethings all the way to 40s something. You can always spot them around Rodeo Drive or around Santa Monica Promenade.

Check out that Socal Barbie with the rich old dude in the Bentley.

by Socal Native August 7, 2011

Baikie'd

When you get so drunk that you become a dirty mess. Making work or other obligations becomes laughable. All responsibilities are forgotten.

I got so Baikie'd last night there is no way I'll make that 1pm football game.

by JtBakes November 3, 2015