Barcodes

Nickname for Newcastle United Football Club - currently of the English Premier League - describing the black-and-white striped jerseys worn by the team during home games.

Said jerseys somewhat resemble the machine-readable product ID printed on retail packaging (hence "barcode") - though the shirts worn by NFL referees are a closer match.

Christ, is Owen injured again? Who are the Barcodes going to sign to replace that twat?

by Flowmastah September 16, 2008

The BarCode Triangle

The temporary disappearance of the barcode when you're at the self-checkout station in the supermarket. Despite your attempts to rotate the product around and around and upside down, you can't seem to find the barcode.

The BarCode Triangle exists for a short period of time.

by Ae5Ea8 April 13, 2015

dutch barcode

the act of ejaculating into a woman's (or man's) anus as they being to take a massive shit. while both ingredients are flowing out of the butt hole, the man who initially ejaculated licks between the cheeks and swallows the goods.

I got a dutch barcode last night, i still can't use the toilet.

by Tyler Mulvenna November 25, 2010

barcode

skids in your underwear

after a fart "oh no i think i've barcoded my pants"

by Shiftyspursfan September 22, 2005

Banchode

Fucker/ Mother fucker in the "Hindi" Language.

"Oi tu Banchode!"

by Lamp301 January 21, 2012

Scan The Barcode

Scan the barcode is current Brighton and London slang for Check It Out. It comes from the link between check outs in supermarkets and the barcodes they use.

I'm gonna scan the barcode on that new Sean Williams album

by Jon Klaff August 31, 2004

Bog Barcode

The streaks left on the bottom of the bog after shitting then flushing, and thus leaving numerous parallel lines of differing widths.

That Tescos sausage was tasty but it left the "Bog Barcode" on its way out

by Streaker30 May 30, 2009