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Barbara

Barbara is the sexiest female on the face of the earth and is extremely fine by all means . Barbara is the best girl you will ever run into . Especially if you're an Ace you and Barbara will last forever .
Guy - I need a GF really bad !
Ace - Sucks for you , cause I have me Barbara .
by * Ace Blaze * October 18, 2012
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Barbara Streisand

A celebrity with an excessively large nose, made fun of on south park in the episode Mecha Streisand with lines like "Woah dude, you could land stealth bombers on that thing!"
HOLY SHIT! Is that Barbara Streisand and her mammoth nose?!
by Kenny McCormic May 23, 2008
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Santa Barbara

A remote fishing village of 140,000, with an exclusive, nouveau-riche mentality reeking of entitlement. It is a simultaneously right & left wing post Judeo-Christian enclave where parades range from Historic to the Absurd. It was a center of Chumash Indian Culture. Ronald Reagan later gleefully told his wife, 'Those oil rigs out there look just like Christmas Trees to me, Nancy!' Most of the real-estate purchased just a few decades ago for mere tens of thousands now sell for over a million dollars. After the housing bubble hit the beach, people held on due to its prime location on a Pacific Coast & resultant climate, in spite of the cost of property taxes & rents. It is also home to about five major colleges, students & staff. Its major import is Tourism.

The dichotomy: Severely handicapped, mentally ill, parolees & homeless visit & often remain there because of the weather & the fact they sometimes get disability checks; medication or have doctor's appointments in the area & therefore also call it 'home'. Like other cities across the country there is a mission (not the pretty one on the hill) & a few help outreaches but almost no affordable housing. The Section-8 Housing list, although not perpetually closed like other major nearby cities such as LA & San Francisco; is reputedly seven-thousand miles long, (each year representing a thousand miles to be walked) with most applicants dying before they reach the top.
We're from Lompoc, but when you walk down the street in Santa Barbara, kids, —don't talk to anyone, so they'll think we're Locals or foreign tourists. And if anyone asks, say you were born here.
by ZeroG September 12, 2012
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Barbara

I asked Barbara to tutor me
by Thatperson2.0 November 10, 2018
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Barbara kinnie

Someone who is really loving, cheerful, optimistic and charming ball of fluff. But on the inside, they really feel insecure because they feel that they are not good enough because they always strive to be perfect and they don't want to accept anything less that that. They crave recognition for their hard work, and they HATE being compared to others. They tend to be really doubtful of themselves. But despite that, they still try to make other people happy.
Oh, Jessica says she is a Barbara kinnie... she must have an inferiority complex
by mlkybunny April 21, 2021
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Barbara

Noun
She is beautiful but make sure you don't say it to her because she will just tell you she is not. She has very soft hairs but can be annoying when they cover her face.

She is very intelligent and She can literally talk about anything with you and can beat you in your arguments. She is fun when she is good mood. Sadly not very often with me these days :(

Verb
A state in which you don't know what you want.

Past
Loving and caring. Helped people with their CVs.

Present
Very hateful and negative. Always busy.

Future
No idea !
noun hey Barbara
Past you are such a nice person Barbara
Present where are you Barbara. I don't even remember how you look.

Future here is your cake Barbara
by She calls me a kid :( April 24, 2020
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Barbara Bush

Mythical creature rumored to have spawned George W. Bush. A foul creature according to legend. Cruel and unforgiving, it prowls the halls of the whitehouse devouring "non-believers" and "liberals". Of course, this is all speculative. Also rumored to have actually copulated with a one "George Bush sr. As unlikely and revolting as that thought is, some truly believe that this is the origin of George W. Bush.
"If you don't eat all your vegetables, Barbara Bush will devour your penis!"

"DUDE! Check out this turd! It looks just like Barbara Bush!...well, except I'd rather have sex with the feces than that...thing."
by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004
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