Banana Chips

Wait, are yo seriously eating banana chips and drinking fuck in ketchup? Get the fuck out of here! What you need to do is to get yo lazy ass up and get some hot cheetos, and by like six of these fuckers, and drink the fuck out of it. Mmmm, this shit good, the shit tastes gooder than a bitch!

Are you fuck in eating banana chips? Bitch the fuck!

by Wait, the fuck? September 26, 2017

Banach Test

1. A test you perform upon yourself to see if you really want to date the woman you're with or if you're just trying to have sex with her.

2. Putting on pornography and masturbating an hour before going on a date. Upon ejaculation, if you still feel like going on the date, you are really serious about having a relationship with the woman. If not, then you're just looking for sex and have saved yourself a ton of cash.

Jenny got stood up by Jonathan the other night. Apparently he did the Banach Test and fell asleep soon after.

by NyC PrO July 31, 2012

boardroom banana

An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.

e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.

by The Spike February 21, 2007

Banana Peel

Placing or forgetting a used condom, and having someone else step and/or slip on it.

I totally got drunk and left a Banana peel on kitchen floor last night.

by Chowchowcity May 25, 2014

Banana Jacket

When a man masturbates with a Banana peel.

A man peels and eats the banana leaving the end of the banana intact. Places it on his penis and begins to masturbate with it. The inside melts and becomes warm and slippery when the man is done he can then discard the banana jacket and his bodily fluids

by BackDoorAction October 11, 2011

banana rag

period sex.
im sure the connections are pretty easy to figure out.

she enjoys a bit of banana rag every now and again...

by Damion Spoon December 2, 2007

banana water

When you balls run out of juice but ya girls still thirsty. The clear liquid excreted after ya dangus is tapped

Hey girl, I wanna fuck but all I got for you is banana water.

by Corn2137 February 24, 2018