Banned

When someone is forbidden, usually as a punishment.

Person 1: Did that asshole drunk driver who killed your son get life behind bars?. Person 2: I wish, Instead he received a hefty fine and was banned from driving for 5 years. Good old justice is no more.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Bangnesia

Forgetting how bad bangs look on you and getting them cut again

Robyn: how do you like my new haircut?
Beth: I see you got bangs again...
Robyn: Bangnesia again! Why didn't you stop me? There should be a medical alert bracelet for this!

by Rocking Yellow February 4, 2018

Bangedup.com

The best, craziest, nastiest, funniest fucked-up shit on the internet. Home of Sick Bastard and Mr Rotten.

Have you seen the BangedUP.com? Holy crap in yer pants, they freaky!

by Sick Bastard May 11, 2004

Banned in China

Anything ridiculous that is banned, censored, prohibited or forbidden, that isn't remotely offensive or illegal in the modern world.

Dude: Bro, stop holding out on those Flaming Hot Cheetos.

Bro: This is my last bag man..Banned in China !!!

Dude: Sucks...brought the heat.

by BMAC This is me ! October 18, 2011

you have been banned from twitter

A sweet message of relief, from the moderators of twitter. Usually happens to white, straight males who don't support furries, pedophilia, zoophilia, hates dream and bts, and who don't post and like 478 minion memes a day. the person that reported them are probably named Katrina and their bio is 28, lesbian, Capricorn, furry, single, gamers are racist and sexist, #KILLALLMEN.

Chad: I got banned from twitter for saying that I like videogames. I feel great!
Kevin: bro... can i be you? You have been banned from twitter, you are so lucky.

by average skate 3 enjoyer February 16, 2022

Get that ass banned

A phrase predominately used by a very bad sf5 player. He often uses this phrase after he bans a member of the "tiersexuals" clan out of his chat.

"You spoke? Get that ass banned. You were breathing air? Get that ass banned. Your white? Get that ass banned. Oh wait your black? I don't discriminate. Get that ass banned."

by rasx July 23, 2022

Banged Up

imprisoned (origin, UK)

Alfie got banged up for a five stretch.

by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003