BANE

A band that needs to give up already. They've been alive for like 40 years, Time to pack it up boys.
person#1 - you hear bane dude?
person#2 - YES, they need to give it up.

EX2 -
man that band is pulling such a BANE.
by CHICKENFINGERS(L) March 12, 2009
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banes

big natural breasts; Big Ass Naturals, pronounced (bon-ez)
That chick dancing at the club last night had the banes coming out of her shirt.
by Charlie Trailside August 03, 2006
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BANE

When extremely important people, such as Royal dignitaries and world leaders are escorted by their security staff, it is usual that one of them will take on the role of BANE. It is the roll of the BANE to immediately take on the responsibility of any involuntary bodily emissions made by their charge. Training for such a roll is long and arduous, often taking place in drinking establishments where large numbers of emissions are released by numerous people. The trainee must make sure he/she only accepts immediate, punctual, genuine and believable onus for emissions from the target source. As a multiple "Pardon me" or "Excuse me" made for the same fart by different people would soon give the game away to scandal hungry media. It requires an acute sense of hearing and smell, leading to a fast and accurate reaction. A BANE must spend some time with the client before commencing duty to accustom themselves to the unique pitch, tone, volume and bouquet of that particular client.
Because of this, it is not unusual for a dignitary to have the same BANE permanently. The Monarch herself has had the same person perform the duty as official BANE for many years. Her Lady-in-Waiting took on the roll in 1982 after the male officer trained for the task 'missed one', an SBD (Silent but Deadly) and her escort quickly took the blame instead of the BANE in a very convincing manner. The Monarch quickly promoted her to Woman of the Bedchamber, where she could immediately commence her training. Even now, 30 years on the Monarch fondly refers to her as "The BANE of her life". A recently leaked palace rumour states that the Monarch never really thought it natural that a man take the BANE roll for a lady anyway.
by jdajuk February 27, 2012
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Bane

Bane, a really cute and sweet boy. sometimes an ass but once you get to know him hes a really good guy. kinda geeky and weird, a lot of people dont like him, but others fall for him. hes a guy you need to know for awhile to get along with. but overall an amazing and unique guy!
Did you hear about casey and bane??

yeah!! didn't know the guy was gay!
by NtkLoozer April 30, 2022
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Bane

Suck a bane,go suck my bane dude
by scallywagindahouse March 10, 2008
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Bane

The most irritating, annoying and distressing thing possible.

A bane person/situation/object makes you angry to think about.

To bane someone is to irritate them severely.

The opposite to bae.
What a bane!
That is so bane!
Why are you baning me?!
by aaaaamelia September 07, 2014
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Bane

n. an alternative slang word to describe a cigarette.
'Can't believe they stop us smoking banes in Pubs'
by invAsianOfPrivacy February 14, 2010
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