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Banana hammock terryfying 

When a CoD or Halo clip is so insanely, mind-bogglinly terryfying that it makes you think about a banana hammock. If this lasts for more than 10 minutes, then you're probably wearing a banana hammock. This saying was invented by tejbz, a swedish youtuber.
Peter- Holy crap dude! Did you see that guy's 1080 cross-map no-scope headshot?!?!

Bob- Holy fuck, that was banana hammock terryfying!
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Mike in the Banana Hammock 

A man in an overly tight speedo, man thong, or tightly fitted spandex shorts.
George: "Hey James, those extremely cropped spandex shorts really accentuate your package!"

James: (smiling broadly and proud) "I was going for that "Mike in the banana hammock" look. (James winks).

Princess Falula Banana Hammock 

Fictional name created by the character Phoebe on the television show "Friends." Phoebe wanted a new name and thought Princess Falula Banana Hammock would be a cool one. Her boyfriend told her a banana hammock was a reference to a speedo-type men's swimsuit to change her mind about legally changing her name to Princess Falula Banana Hammock. When she refused, he said he was changing his name to "Crap bag." That did the trick--and Phoebe remained Phoebe!
I am changing my name to Princess Falula Banana Hammock.

salina banana-hammock 

a salina banana-hammock is a heart crusher, one or crushes you heart without remorse
i got salina banana-hammocked the other day by this girl i dig.

Bananna Hammock 

Bananna Hammock by Anonymous November 15, 2002

Bannana Hammock 

Any small bikinni-style swim suit for men. Normally tight-fitting like a speedo.
Europeans like to wear bannana hammocks.
Bannana Hammock by Erik Aguilar January 28, 2004

Banana hamock 

Bathing suit that is so small you can see the dick
That man is wearing one fine banana hamock.
Banana hamock by studude January 16, 2009