Ballsman

A lanky, straight fringed downey who has very little co-ordination and attracts the least of girl, except people who accept him, which then they are called ballswomen.

A person who plays football, (ruckman) and a bloke who gets

swatted by own team mate in basketball, plus ballsmen may have a relationship with dirty Dennis as his father.

This person also has a pet who he named Dickdog. This creature accompanies the Ballsman throughout his travels across the world.

His home is often called a 'Balls Pallace' where he lives with his Dirty Dennis and Sexy Sue.

His luscious fringe covers his face, hiding his emotions while he listens to 'Asking Alexandra', some faggot gay emo band.

This was made by Liam Wood and Ethan Goldsworthy. xx

Robbo. (ballsman)

by Licka Lotofpus November 23, 2011

ballsamic vinagrette

The dirty, dank sweat drippings that roll off your balls during sex

I squeezed that bitch a glass of ballsamic vinagrette, she wanted nuts in her salad

by hayesyblazey January 15, 2015

Ballsmclongcock

A porn name derived from the film Barely Legal. Also known as a man with a giant wiener.

"Bob is also known as Ballsmclongcock in the porn industry."

by RottingStiifs March 15, 2008

BALLSUCKER

To suck balls repeatedly.
Suck at life.

Mike: Your such a ballsucker.

Tom: Whats that mean?

Mike: You suck at life and you suck balls repeatedly.

by Mc Jingle Lob October 28, 2010

ballsucker

self explanatory.

one who sucks balls

Bush is a democratic ballsucker?

by AlGore July 22, 2003

Ballum-rancum

A ball where all of the dancers are theives and prostitutes.

'E 'ad a 'ell uv a ballum-rancum 't thursday.

by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005

ballsmatic

Amazing, ridiculously tantalizing, delicious, scrumptious

That viniagrette is fuckin ballsmatic.

by Bro from D-block January 13, 2008