Excessive Ball Bag Syndrome

When your ball bag is larger than it needs to be. Its like putting two grapes in a sainsburys carrier bag.

Your ball bag is hanging out your shorts, do you suffer with excessive ball bag syndrome.

by Modern day jesus October 16, 2018

Ball and Chain Syndrome

When one or both partners in a committed relationship become aroused during discussions regarding engagement or matrimony; arousal will occur despite a lack of sexual advances on either part.

Caitlin: "It was the strangest thing...Brian and I were talking about getting engaged the other day, and all of a sudden he had a raging hard on."

Carole: "Uhh, yeah. That's because he has a bad case of Ball and Chain Syndrome."

by C.P.Q. October 10, 2009

stinky balls syndrome

Someone who suffers from chronic ball stink

Greg: Should we invite John to our poker game tonight?
Crystal: No he never showers, he's got stinky balls syndrome!
John: I'm da best 😎

by TransRightsAndWobblyCats January 29, 2022

Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.

Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"

by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025

Dragon Ball syndrome

When the plot of an action series devolves into: good guy fights strong bad guy, loses, gets stronger, then defeats strong bad guy. strong good guy then finds an even stronger bad guy, vice versa. Some examples of Dragon Ball syndrome are Power Rangers, My Hero Academia and Skibidi Toilet.

Why do people watch that stupid toilet gmod thing? it's plot is the textbook definition of Dragon Ball syndrome.

by tacklezzz January 8, 2024

Big Ball Syndrome (BBS)

When your balls swell up during inter course

What are those?
Sorry. I think I may have Big Ball Syndrome (BBS)

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020

big ball syndrome

When someone needs to feel bigger and more powerful than others.

OMG Paul is always trying to be little me to make himself better! He must have "big ball syndrome".

by Real_Man_12 March 6, 2018