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balls

Things that are inert.

(Origin of joke: The video "The Balls Are Inert" by Kajetokun, the same man behind the infamous Over 9000 video.")
Piccolo: "The balls are inert. It doesn't make a bit of difference guys."
Gohan: "But it's still there!"
Piccolo: "Yes, but I think it doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. The balls are inert."
Gohan: "But it's still--"
Piccolo: "FUCK, GOHAN! THE FUCKING BALLS ARE FUCKING INERT! SHIT, GOHAN!"
Gohan: "But it's--"
Piccolo: "SHIT!"
by Raymoo November 1, 2007
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Balls

A man body part located under the penis used to create and store cum
Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna tickle my Balls you will receive a yummy surprise if you do?
Kiersten : Uh No! And pull up your pants were in public!
Steve : Oh La La La!
Chad : OOOOO! Jesus Christ! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve: MMMMMMM! Yummy!
Chad: Oh Steve your such a sneaky guy!
Steve: I just love to tickle Balls!
Chad : Good Now Suck Them!
Steve: Mmmmm! Lalalalala Ahhhhh!
Chad: Damn Steve you sure know how to handle a guy's Balls!
Kiersten : Well that was a bunch of disgusting!
by SlopNChop April 19, 2018
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Balls

Used as a target when being touched by creepy old guys
Some old guy tried to put me in his van so i kicked him in the balls
by Spartan Monky October 18, 2008
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balls

Used to descibe something that you dislike.
This math test is balls.
by PunkYardDog May 3, 2003
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Balls

An extremely unfortunate event in which the dejected participants' visceral reaction is to say "BALLS!"
Spending $40 on mini-pitchers of rum and coke at a bar right before a fire alarm goes off, and then a security bitch says your drinks will still be there when you come back in, but when you do they have been dumped out. Balls.
by cheball August 12, 2008
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balls

they're testicles.

Do you have a problem with that?
by Meepster March 18, 2015
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Balls

1: An expression of dismay.

2: Discribing something unsavory or unsatisfactory.
1: We missed the bus? Balls!

2: This new video game you bought is balls. I beat it in two days.
by Psy Peterson March 14, 2009
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