Balfour

An unusual breed of ape that resides in Northern Ireland and the East coast of America. These creatures are often confused about they're sexuality and have been known to mate with members of the same sex and even each other making them inbreeds! They have also been known to mate with other animals and are particularly fond of mating with siamese cats. The American breed are apparently a bunch of wankers but the Irish breed are not much different. The American breed unfortunately suffer from the same delusions as all Americans and have a tendency to Masturbate over they're own country and its leader. The Irish breed are quite fond of wresting, watching sweaty half-naked and sometimes almost completey naked men grapple with each other, but after all, they are bi-curious. One of them suffers from a genetic defect known as melon head syndrome which unfortunately for him brings him a lot of ridicule as he has a melon head.

Regards Pophead

Balfour is a wanker.
Balfour sucked off Shaun.
Ryan Balfour loves Robert.

by Pophead March 2, 2005

balfour

The fur attached to the testicles

He got so old and they hung so low that he suffered from Scuffed Balfour Syndrome.

by Sir Dusty Balfour January 17, 2005

Balfed

When playing the N64 game Supersmash Bros., you demolish someone so badly that not only do u have all of your lives, you have less than 50% damage. Usually happens to a person who thinks they're good, until their brought down to earth really quickly, you know, to put them in their place and such.

Quasie: Wow, you just got Balfed in this N64 game.
Dude who got shitted on: *sheds a tear*

by Starfox McLoud February 18, 2009

Balfour Declaration of 1917

A letter written by the British Foreign Office stating that the contemporary Palestine would become the new home for Jews. It also stated that the non-Jewish residents of Palestine will not be deprived of their rights, and the Jewish people of other nations will not be deprived of their rights.

Thumbs down if you disagree with the Balfour Declaration of 1917, thumbs up if the opposite.....

by baa.1234 October 20, 2008

balfagot

derogatory comment geared towards a man who displays more feminine than masculine qualities.
pronounced- Bal-faaagot!

Ben, the british soccer player, was truely a balfagot.

by valhall March 4, 2007

balfoort

Dutch scumbag

I hate that Balfoort kid

by Fred Connon January 31, 2017

balfer

someone that moves from hook up to hook up quickly

That jess b, she's a real balfer.

by The Nantler July 10, 2018