Baconisforever

Leader and holy lord of the 4th reich. Has strong emotions for bread. They became immortal however their side effect is being bacon.
They have the need to kiss anyone named Liam or Max.

Baconisforever is made of bacon.
Baconisforever is the holy lord and savior.

by CrypticOverX July 17, 2022

baconed

To be attacked, beaten, apprehended or ticketed by a policeman. From the bacony connotations of 'police'.

You know when you've been baconed

by oracle April 6, 2009

baconed

Getting shitloads of mail from a web 2.0 service like twitter when you sign up.

I dont get it... my inbox is full.
- Man, you just got baconed.

by pogono April 11, 2008

Baconism

A religion preached by the wild kivis. A well known group is the wild kivis of Nebraska, who widely praise this religion. This is a religion, in which people ONLY eat Bacon. They're God is Lord Bacon (bacon be with him) and the traditional "Baconmas" Dinner is a chicken with a turtle, wrapped in Bacon, deep fried and smothered in cheese and chocolate.

They also have a pope, whois currently Adam Richman, the "Man vs Food" guy. Next in line for the pope is Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time, and the prophet of 'Lord Bacon' is known as Ethan Kivlahan.

Did you see Ethan the other day, eating 30 tonnes of bacon?!
What, preaching his religion, Baconism?
Yea.
- Observers of the Baconist, Ethan Kivlahan.

by Biscuitnade January 10, 2014

Baconize

The act of owning someone or something using large amounts of heat, fire, grease, or all of the above.

I fell onto the stove, got totally baconized.

by Varatil May 6, 2007

Baconism

To over all and genuinly not give a shit even in the slightest about anything

Nick:Dude ur foots on fire
Guy with severe baconism:Oh well it will go out eventually

by Darkesy June 2, 2009

baconed

When someone rubs Cooked bacon on your skin and leaves a grease stain on your clothes or a grease streak on your skin leavin it shiny.

"Dude Your little brother just baconed me!"

by JohnX June 28, 2006