Backwards pole vaulter
Backwards pole vaulter by Jonypotsmoker August 10, 2008
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backwards bragging
Complaining about yourself/your life or a complimenting someone else/theirs, as a thin veil for bragging.
X: I am totally jealous of ugly girls, it is really annoying having to decide which guy to let buy you a drink at the bar.
X: Your staycation must have been awesome! Going straight from the beach in south of France to skiing in the Swiss Alps took so much out of me.
You: X, stop backwards bragging!!!
X: Your staycation must have been awesome! Going straight from the beach in south of France to skiing in the Swiss Alps took so much out of me.
You: X, stop backwards bragging!!!
backwards bragging by beepboopbeepbee August 15, 2011
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backwards crab cake
Backwards crab cake is where you back your ass ontop a black guys dick and while he ducks you, you jerk off 2 other dudes
backwards crab cake by bitchurreatard May 5, 2015
Backwards Tree
1. Omg! I died laughing at how my boyfriend has a backwards tree!
2. I need to trim this backwards tree, it's getting out of hand.
3. This backwards tree started growing when I was just 12.
2. I need to trim this backwards tree, it's getting out of hand.
3. This backwards tree started growing when I was just 12.
Backwards Tree by Racist Cumtart March 15, 2015
backwards motorboat
The act of placing one's face in the butt crack of another person, followed by rigorous side-to-side motion of the head accompanied by the vibrating of the lips causing a sound similar to an outboard motor. See Motorboating
Do know if he can backwards motorboat himself?
No, I've been doing it for him for the past few months. He's just not that flexible anymore.
No, I've been doing it for him for the past few months. He's just not that flexible anymore.
backwards motorboat by 'ice' June 8, 2009
Backwards Bogey
When a girl is giving you head, and refuses to let you come in her mouth, you pull out just in time to cum up her nose
Charo: Yo sen, my girl was givin me sum shit about getn married, so I pinned her down and gave her the old backwards bogey
Sen: sweet!!!
Sen: sweet!!!
Backwards Bogey by J.p.si June 14, 2010
Backwards Lap dance
A seductive dance done mostly by a female in which the dancer rubs her ass provocatively against the back, legs, and ass of the backward's lap dancer's customer, for erotic purposes.
Have you seent my assistant? I need her at the door checking off the guestlist.
Oh yeah, she is behind the DJ booth giving the DJ a backwards lap dance.
What did you just do to me? I just gave you a backwards lap dance. I am your boss. Don't EVER do that again!
Ayyyye Mios Dios, I got pinche wasted last night and gave every bar owner I'm friends with on Twitter a backwards lap dance.
Oh yeah, she is behind the DJ booth giving the DJ a backwards lap dance.
What did you just do to me? I just gave you a backwards lap dance. I am your boss. Don't EVER do that again!
Ayyyye Mios Dios, I got pinche wasted last night and gave every bar owner I'm friends with on Twitter a backwards lap dance.
Backwards Lap dance by Pinche Pdiddy Dollarsign March 31, 2011