by Jonypotsmoker August 10, 2008
Get the Backwards pole vaulter mug.Complaining about yourself/your life or a complimenting someone else/theirs, as a thin veil for bragging.
X: I am totally jealous of ugly girls, it is really annoying having to decide which guy to let buy you a drink at the bar.
X: Your staycation must have been awesome! Going straight from the beach in south of France to skiing in the Swiss Alps took so much out of me.
You: X, stop backwards bragging!!!
X: Your staycation must have been awesome! Going straight from the beach in south of France to skiing in the Swiss Alps took so much out of me.
You: X, stop backwards bragging!!!
by beepboopbeepbee August 15, 2011
Get the backwards bragging mug.Backwards crab cake is where you back your ass ontop a black guys dick and while he ducks you, you jerk off 2 other dudes
by bitchurreatard May 5, 2015
Get the backwards crab cake mug.1. Omg! I died laughing at how my boyfriend has a backwards tree!
2. I need to trim this backwards tree, it's getting out of hand.
3. This backwards tree started growing when I was just 12.
2. I need to trim this backwards tree, it's getting out of hand.
3. This backwards tree started growing when I was just 12.
by Racist Cumtart March 15, 2015
Get the Backwards Tree mug.The act of placing one's face in the butt crack of another person, followed by rigorous side-to-side motion of the head accompanied by the vibrating of the lips causing a sound similar to an outboard motor. See Motorboating
Do know if he can backwards motorboat himself?
No, I've been doing it for him for the past few months. He's just not that flexible anymore.
No, I've been doing it for him for the past few months. He's just not that flexible anymore.
by 'ice' June 8, 2009
Get the backwards motorboat mug.When a girl is giving you head, and refuses to let you come in her mouth, you pull out just in time to cum up her nose
Charo: Yo sen, my girl was givin me sum shit about getn married, so I pinned her down and gave her the old backwards bogey
Sen: sweet!!!
Sen: sweet!!!
by J.p.si June 14, 2010
Get the Backwards Bogey mug.A seductive dance done mostly by a female in which the dancer rubs her ass provocatively against the back, legs, and ass of the backward's lap dancer's customer, for erotic purposes.
Have you seent my assistant? I need her at the door checking off the guestlist.
Oh yeah, she is behind the DJ booth giving the DJ a backwards lap dance.
What did you just do to me? I just gave you a backwards lap dance. I am your boss. Don't EVER do that again!
Ayyyye Mios Dios, I got pinche wasted last night and gave every bar owner I'm friends with on Twitter a backwards lap dance.
Oh yeah, she is behind the DJ booth giving the DJ a backwards lap dance.
What did you just do to me? I just gave you a backwards lap dance. I am your boss. Don't EVER do that again!
Ayyyye Mios Dios, I got pinche wasted last night and gave every bar owner I'm friends with on Twitter a backwards lap dance.
by Pinche Pdiddy Dollarsign March 31, 2011
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