Backsplash (also known as backlash, backspank, backcrank, crackpot, backplank, tankwank, backscatch, backboard, backieplankie, slashback, bobsplash, backwash, whiplash, backwank, backstroke and backjohnson ;b) was born in 15th December 1993, later known by his warrior name as Backsplash, was a mighty god of war and leader of the clan called Full Control.
In his early life, Backsplash was born into a rich family that owned majority of the cattle farms in his domain. His greatest achievement and success was catching a strange creature called "Jack" in the early stage of his life. It was later confirmed that the creature he had caught was the heaviest mammal in existence (Weigh more than blue whale).
During his adulthood around his 20s, he started his military career in Full Control. He used his amazing skills and large penis to rise through the ranks and soon became a Harbourmaster. During this time his famous quote, "wetter the better" spread through out the world gaining recognition.
In his Retirement, he retired at the old age of 184 of his immortal life. During his service within FC, he lead majority of sea operation and was instrumental in the building as well as upgrading the fleet.
Military career:2018-2023, He participated in carpet bombing of ED main
In his early life, Backsplash was born into a rich family that owned majority of the cattle farms in his domain. His greatest achievement and success was catching a strange creature called "Jack" in the early stage of his life. It was later confirmed that the creature he had caught was the heaviest mammal in existence (Weigh more than blue whale).
During his adulthood around his 20s, he started his military career in Full Control. He used his amazing skills and large penis to rise through the ranks and soon became a Harbourmaster. During this time his famous quote, "wetter the better" spread through out the world gaining recognition.
In his Retirement, he retired at the old age of 184 of his immortal life. During his service within FC, he lead majority of sea operation and was instrumental in the building as well as upgrading the fleet.
Military career:2018-2023, He participated in carpet bombing of ED main
by Yomyslime September 30, 2023
by honeybuns2 May 21, 2018
When you bust a nut on a girls back after after you been fucking for a long time with the henny dick.
by Mrveil June 24, 2018
When you are drunk and hitting a girl from behind and finish on her back. Then due to your drunkenness fall on her back slashing your jizz between your bodies.
“Dude you k ow that chick from the bar I took home”
“Yeah dude you were fucking drunk thought”
“Yeah well it caused me to do a backsplash”
“Yeah dude you were fucking drunk thought”
“Yeah well it caused me to do a backsplash”
by Grounds Crew April 16, 2019
When a guy is banging a cow and the cow finishes and squirts out the milk from its utters in your face.
by thewarmestcow November 07, 2019
by McNugget22 April 08, 2021