Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass

1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences

2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture

1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"

Child: Ok.

2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?

Justin: A treasure chest.

Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.

Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!

by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022

ass table way back

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.

ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving

by Uvenk January 13, 2011

back up in yo ass

something or someone that you thought was gone for good, but then is "back up in yo ass.

dude 1: "didn't you beat that fool good?"
dude 2: "yeah, I thought he was gone for good"
dude 1: "well he's back up in yo ass now!"

man 1: "damn it i thought they stopped playin' that stupid commercial"
man 2: "well, its back up in yo ass now!
man 1:shit

by QtotheZ May 9, 2007

Come Back And Bite Me On The Ass

When something you have done with poor judgement and bad taste results in you being harshly rebuked.

When I was younger, I set my neighbor's car on fire. I hope it doesn't come back and bite me on the ass.

by MalumLibrum958 December 2, 2022

snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

back-assed-mcdick-bastard

a mix of swear words one screams at someone or something, perticularly when frustrated or livid. Often used in uncivilized conversation between two or more people.

Do you know how much of a back-assed-mcdick-bastard you are?

by ~Kat~ December 14, 2010

back asswards

Late English. meaning: Really fucked up. My dad and his beer invented back asswards.

That mother fucker never figured that shit out.

He has it all fucking back asswards.

What a fucking prick.

by MrSmokey February 4, 2006