Bach's spoon

“The most literal answer is the best”

Bach’s spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.
"My doctor said I should limit myself to one cup of coffee a day so I employed the principle of Bach's spoon and bought a 32 ounce coffee cup".
by xucez December 02, 2020
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P.D.Q. Bach

Fictional wacky and zany composer made up by wacky and zany real composer genius Peter Schickele. He has made many albums that are funny parodies of classical music and music in general and has won many awards. P.D.Q. stands for pretty damn quick but only Schickele knows the truth. Peter can be found at the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople.
Have you heard any P.D.Q. Bach?
Awesome comedy--totally cool!
by thedzone October 13, 2009
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bach harmony

When something is awesome, one says it is "da bach harmony"
Tim: "Hey Derek, I had one trim piece of gash last night!"

Derek: "Man that shit is da bach harmony!"
by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008
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bach pad

A house or bedroom where single men reside, where frequent parties, drinking and sex is usally involved
Come over to my bach pad ;)
by Yamumlolokok March 11, 2016
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sebastain bach

Sebastain Bach was the lead singer of the hair metal band called Skid Row in the 1980s. He since has went on to act and perform in other bands. He has many female fans that think he is perfection.
Oh my gosh Sebastain Bach has a sexy voice AND is so hot!
by Miss Marie K May 15, 2007
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Bach Party

A party in which a host and his or her guests listen to classical music whilst injecting heroin.
John: "Hey Jane, are you coming to the Bach Party at my place tonight."
Jane: "I hadn't heard about it before now, but sure, I would love to!"
John: "I'm looking forward to seeing you tonight, there is plenty of heroin to go around."
by janejohn April 23, 2010
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Lihn Bach

The asian asshole that goes to TFS. No one likes him and he is annoying as hell!!!!!!
Oh ur such a tryhard. "Lihn Bach"
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