Detroit Babysitter

Using a chain and padlock to restrain your kid so you can go buy groceries and/or gamble at the Windsor Casino.

She wanted to go out and party, but she didn't want her 4-year-old messing up the crack house while she was gone, so she used a Detroit Babysitter.

by Misthios February 8, 2010

The babysitter

Someone who is appointed to supervise an individual who feels like they don’t need supervision ( the individual who is being supervised is unaware that this is happening) can also be referred to as a Micheal Muchmore

Hey wait a minute were u the babysitter this whole time

by SadieWaffles October 17, 2021

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

by gonsfootball March 23, 2012

The World's Babysitter

the United States of America

Don't bash the US so much...they provide help the most so chill the Fu*k out on those insults!

Man:The United States is obviously the world's babysitter.
woman:That goes without saying.
Middle East(mostly Iraq & Afghanistan)
WWII
Gernmany
Japan
North,South Korea

by Dynodope July 25, 2006

Imaginary Next Door Neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob

1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.

2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.

" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"

by Ronald Cousins November 25, 2006

Cosmic Babysitter

God, according to Republicans.

According to the Republicans, global warming is a non-issue because even if it's real, their Cosmic Babysitter will drop in and save them in the end. Yippeeeeee!

by Submitters of Words December 11, 2011

Electric Babysitter

Term used for the television.

I can't get my son off of the electric babysitter.

by Garfibromyalgia November 3, 2021